The Introduction Thread

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

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lol welcome to dcemu

sweet we got chuck norris. take that qj!

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

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Okay...

Boredom gotcha?

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill.

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You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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Oh, so you're a moron? :p

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telekinetic abilities, bud. Even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

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I've been hired here.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

Oh, so you're a moron? :p

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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So your still lost.

I am Chuck Norris. Enough said.

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Originally Posted by ICE

yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

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Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

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Originally Posted by Kaiser

Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

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No wonder some people at the gym take too long to respond to a joke. ;)

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Originally Posted by Kaiser

Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

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Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short. ;)

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short. ;)

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Unlike normal humans who are carbon based, Mr. Norris is primarily made of a special blend of whiskey and gunpowder.

Kaiser,you're a real man. You should be a Texas Ranger. But of course,I'm still better than you. So you better watch out too partner.

welcome chuck norris

lol i like chuck norris he's badass. Welcome

Welcome chuck norris

Welcome chucky. Can I call you chucky? So chucky it is.

Im Ganondorf. Nice meeting you Chucky.

lol, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is old, he's 67 years old and most probably dyes his hair! (to avoid grey hairs) :p

hello evry1 jus joined !wow! how are u all?

Hi nice to meet you, before creating threads and posting make sure you take a look at the rules so you wont get in any trouble :)

http://www.dcemu.co.uk/vbulletin/ann...t.php?f=46&a=4

hello evry1 jus joined how are u all

Welcome to DCEmu ballsofsteelix91 :)

o sorry didn' mean to send the same thing twice thanks for the heads up about the rules:thumbup: t

Welcome ballsofsteelix91 to DCEmu.

Hey Ballsofsteel. Nice to have you.

Nice name dude!:thumbup:

whats up everyone...

i stumbled upon these forums by chance looking for MUGEN info lol... looks like you guys have yourselves quite the gaming forum here!!!

good stuff...

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Originally Posted by ph4k3

whats up everyone...

i stumbled upon these forums by chance looking for MUGEN info lol... looks like you guys have yourselves quite the gaming forum here!!!

good stuff...

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Welcome to the forums, ph4k3. I hope you can get all the answers here :)

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Originally Posted by ph4k3

whats up everyone...

i stumbled upon these forums by chance looking for MUGEN info lol... looks like you guys have yourselves quite the gaming forum here!!!

good stuff...

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Welcome to DCEmu ph4k3 :)

lol. whats up with the bolding vamp.

anyways, welcome to the forums you guys, hope you like it here.

He wants them to feel more welcome.

he;llo vpeople i have arrived really like the fourm :)thanks for havin me

You should have posted it here

Anyway welcome:thumbup:

edit: what the hell's up with your sig I'm guessing you want us to notice it

edit again: Changed it now have you?

It's a spambot if you haven't noticed..

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Originally Posted by kcajblue

lol. whats up with the bolding vamp.

anyways, welcome to the forums you guys, hope you like it here.

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kcajblue, it's a new forum trend. Only the coolest of cool do it.

sorry i could not find that thread sowwi about that :)

**no spambot** didnt realise how big it was sorry :) and i have came here for information on the nintendo ds thats for having me

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Originally Posted by mikey2000c

sorry i could not find that thread sowwi about that :)

**no spambot** didnt realise how big it was sorry :) and i have came here for information on the nintendo ds thats for having me

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Of course :rolleyes:

Hope you find out everything you need to know about your ds and enjoy your stay here:)

:) sorrry again and i will hopfully!

yeah next time start out with the introduction thread and dont dare try spamming dcemu but welcome to the site anyways.

@mickey2000c, I've merged your thread into The Introduction Thread, and welcome to the forums! :)

Zis nice to meet you mick?^_^

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Originally Posted by mikey2000c

he;llo vpeople i have arrived really like the fourm :)thanks for havin me

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Welcome to DCEmu mikey2000c :)

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Originally Posted by kcajblue

lol. whats up with the bolding vamp.

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What Capn' 1time/Mr. Ban Hammer said! http://www.iwdn.net/images/smilies/p...e/icon_nod.gif

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Originally Posted by Cap'n 1time

kcajblue, it's a new forum trend. Only the coolest of cool do it.

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http://www.futurelooks.com/forums/im...milies/whs.gif I'm one of the coolest of cool! http://forums.49ers.com/messageboard...ies/b_evil.gif

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Originally Posted by Cap'n 1time

kcajblue, it's a new forum trend. Only the coolest of cool do it.

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oh. i see, then i guess i better start doing it.
thanks for the info Cap'n 1time. ;)