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April 12th, 2007, 06:09
SnesR0X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

meeesa B.C. too......

and no dude i had people coming to my school last year saying 17 and under is not giving consent

too late
:rofl:

Edit: Well that's weird, because they friggin give out condoms in sex ed, so ha!
April 12th, 2007, 06:10
Tetris999

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnesR0X

too late
:rofl:

???????????
April 12th, 2007, 06:11
SnesR0X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

???????????

:p what do think i ment?...
April 12th, 2007, 06:12
quzar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of...America#Canada

I was wrong about "all states" in my prior post, but it is still the case in most states that there is a "close in age" exemption.
April 12th, 2007, 06:15
SnesR0X

Thanks Quzar
April 12th, 2007, 06:16
Tetris999

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnesR0X

:p what do think i ment?...

i dunno u tell me
April 12th, 2007, 06:20
SnesR0X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

EHHHHH WRONG

i live in canada too kaiser and i have seen the rules (they were presented in class for the teenagers who wanna go hump hump)

anyway, consent CANNOT be given when you are under the age of 18

or at least thats my province

(

Well, I have, big woop, wanna fight about it?
April 12th, 2007, 06:24
joshisposer

He played patty cake with the girl and wore gloves tetris. IN the U.S. it doesn't make sense with the 18 year old law. I mean, every year in the newspaper, they report over 50% of highschool teens having or have had sex. That doesn't include the ones that don't say it. I mean, if that doesn't convince them, i don't know what will. I'm a virgin and some people find that weird for me, but i'm like meh, i'm not a hit and quit person. Unless she is ultra, i want the girl to be someone i feel will stay with me more than 3 months...
April 12th, 2007, 06:26
Kaiser

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

EHHHHH WRONG

i live in canada too kaiser and i have seen the rules (they were presented in class for the teenagers who wanna go hump hump)

anyway, consent CANNOT be given when you are under the age of 18

or at least thats my province

and BTW the police and stuff love canning people in jail and they dont give a shit if you rape or not

if you know what i mean, trying to explain what "you werent doing wrong" doesnt always convince the judge (or have u ever seen it work?)

and in the end, without having consent,you do go to court :(

Now I know thats bullshit. Canada has always had lax laws related to such social issues. Even in "conservative" Alberta (where I live).

Quzar even pointed out the wiki article. Our laws are a little blurry in parts that might make it appear otherwise. British common law has never been set in stone as say, civil law in the republican form. No serious court would punish you for having consenting sex at age 18 with a 17 year old though. It would be proven (and has been proven) unconstitutional in a moments notice even if a charge was layed (another extremely unlikely thing to happen).
April 12th, 2007, 06:33
Tetris999

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Originally Posted by Kaiser

Now I know thats bullshit. Canada has always had lax laws related to such social issues. Even in "conservative" Alberta (where I live).

Quzar even pointed out the wiki article. Our laws are a little blurry in parts that might make it appear otherwise. British common law has never been set in stone as civil law. No serious court would punish you for having consenting sex at age 16 or 17. It would be proven (and has been proven) unconstitutional in a moment.

Additionally, section 159 of the Criminal Code sets the age of consent for anal intercourse at 18 years, with an exception if the two partners are married. Section 159 ostensibly sets an unfettered age of consent for male homosexual activity at 18.
April 12th, 2007, 06:41
SnesR0X

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Originally Posted by Tetris999

Additionally, section 159 of the Criminal Code sets the age of consent for anal intercourse at 18 years, with an exception if the two partners are married. Section 159 ostensibly sets an unfettered age of consent for male homosexual activity at 18.

So, you want anal??:rofl:
April 12th, 2007, 06:57
Tetris999

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Originally Posted by SnesR0X

So, you want anal??:rofl:

the whole point of this thread is the dude wants to bang her DUHHHHHHHH!

anyway they probably referring to hardcore
April 12th, 2007, 07:00
quzar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

the whole point of this thread is the dude wants to bang her DUHHHHHHHH!

anyway they probably referring to hardcore

Do you not understand what the term "anal intercourse" means?
April 12th, 2007, 07:06
Tetris999

yes i do

(the ass)

and the guys talking about having sex and banging which could also mean anal sex
April 12th, 2007, 07:26
quzar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tetris999

yes i do

(the ass)

and the guys talking about having sex and banging which could also mean anal sex

Just a tip: whenever (if ever) you lose your virginity, unless it's to another guy, it won't be anal sex.

So when that special time comes with your little ladyfriend, be kind, don't go for the behind.
April 12th, 2007, 12:21
Zion

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Originally Posted by quzar

Just a tip: whenever (if ever) you lose your virginity, unless it's to another guy, it won't be anal sex.

So when that special time comes with your little ladyfriend, be kind, don't go for the behind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i had a nice laugh when i saw it :thumbup:

Very nicely put :p :rofl:
April 12th, 2007, 20:48
gdf

yes, tetris....it hurts them. jkkdark will let you know all, he chose getting raped by a big black guy over putting a razor blade down his throat. lol. hmm....that dude should have screwed her by now....
April 12th, 2007, 23:23
kcajblue

i got a question for you sam.
you do it yet?

and wtf.
The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both males and females.
April 12th, 2007, 23:37
JKKDARK

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdf

yes, tetris....it hurts them. jkkdark will let you know all, he chose getting raped by a big black guy over putting a razor blade down his throat. lol. hmm....that dude should have screwed her by now....

I reported your comment
April 13th, 2007, 00:15
Tetris999

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcajblue

i got a question for you sam.
you do it yet?

and wtf.
The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both males and females.

consent varies in cultures

like having four wives in some countries
April 13th, 2007, 00:25
samthegreat68

i didnt get any today..
April 13th, 2007, 01:31
kcajblue

i see.
better luck tomorrow.
April 13th, 2007, 04:54
samthegreat68

i dont know, it may be hopeless. i had a different girl at my house today and things didnt work out as good as i would have liked.
April 13th, 2007, 04:57
SnesR0X

so many girls, but no getting lucky, what did you do?
April 13th, 2007, 05:13
samthegreat68

i got high during lunch and found that one girl and we went to her house for the rest of school. and then we went to my house and we both got high, and i tried to get lucky but she wouldnt let me. but meh what can you do?
April 13th, 2007, 06:20
kcajblue

man.
that sucks.
i guess everthing doesnt work out the way you want.
April 13th, 2007, 06:30
Destroyer699

Better luck next time.
Remember, if you hit it, hit it like the fist of an angry god. If you don't, then whats the point of hitting it?
April 13th, 2007, 06:34
PrettyStupidPerson

go for it. u said u havent had any action for awhile... unless u want 2 wait longer
April 13th, 2007, 09:00
John Doe 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by samthegreat68

i got high during lunch and found that one girl and we went to her house for the rest of school. and then we went to my house and we both got high, and i tried to get lucky but she wouldnt let me. but meh what can you do?

You tried to get lucky but she wouldn't let you? That smacks of waaay too much effort on your part!:confused:
Let's look at the evidence:

Four (or was it five,I'm losing track lol ) girls to your house in just over a week,
Plying them with booze,
Ditto drugs,
And you may encounter legal troubles if you do succeed (although I think we've pretty much ruled it out ).

I'm not being down on you,and i know popping the cherry is a major achievement,but I reckon if you play it a tad cooler,things will get hotter.;)

Apart from that,getting drunk before your first time is always a bad idea.I was,and the whole thing was a friggin shambles!:rofl: Hands up all who have had the same experience......

Anyways,best of luck;I look forward to the next installment!:thumbup:
April 13th, 2007, 19:59
gdf

yeah better luck next time i guess. try not to get pissed and high, that might help...
April 13th, 2007, 20:29
gdf

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Originally Posted by JKKDARK

I reported your comment

HAHAHA.

I seriously LMAO right now!!

what happens if you report me anyways, you tell on me because i'm picking on you. are the moddy woddys gonna come and tell me off!

:rofl:
July 23rd, 2007, 03:58
Man

Lol this is a shameless bump of this thread, lol, just because i remember this thread from a long time ago.
July 23rd, 2007, 04:05
gundamman.exe

lol remember jail 1 year ALLL GUYS!!!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2007, 05:10
Destroyer699

Wow, I remember this thread.
Good laughs for all of us.
July 23rd, 2007, 05:15
Man

I know thats why i shamelessly bumped it
July 23rd, 2007, 11:18
gu3

wtf this is random
July 23rd, 2007, 11:29
Evon von Vampdragn

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshisposer

He played patty cake with the girl and wore gloves tetris. IN the U.S. it doesn't make sense with the 18 year old law. I mean, every year in the newspaper, they report over 50% of highschool teens having or have had sex. That doesn't include the ones that don't say it. I mean, if that doesn't convince them, i don't know what will. I'm a virgin and some people find that weird for me, but i'm like meh, i'm not a hit and quit person. Unless she is ultra, i want the girl to be someone i feel will stay with me more than 3 months...

This situation reminds me of another thread not to long ago, i wonder if it will end out the same. Shadowblind seems to be the only one making the right choice. Im in pureto rico were people usally have kids at age 16, they either split up or get married when thier like 40 or somthing, its hard as shit to find a job i haven't found one and im 19. Overhere there are so many chances to do it with a girl that its almost like a wallgreens, practicily waiting on the street for you. I don't want it until i get married though, so you see i'm in a place where womenon the street asking for this and im just ignoreing them. Is having a hour of pleasure worth it? To have kids:( , to have your life ruined?:eek:

Wait a moment this was bumped?
July 23rd, 2007, 12:51
lmtlmt

wow
July 23rd, 2007, 13:44
mesosade

I think this thread is a banana, there follow up to that comment!
July 23rd, 2007, 20:21
Evon von Vampdragn

Man i wrote that whole thing for nothing. Oh well here you go.

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