Let's Make a Story...

but then it crashed again, never to give anyone internet anymore. so then...

Raiden came from the Spiritual Realm and made that cool MK2 thunder noise.

Then in the next day, Eviltaco64 got a mullet.

Mullets wig actually, since they are so ugly and lowlife. Instead JKKDARK got a PS3 and loved it

but noticed it was a commercial failure like the 3DO

But also noticed it's sold 12 million more than the 3DO and that he should stop with the fanboy comments. Eventually Eviltaco and JKKDARK settled on the Dreamcast :D

so Goku appeared and used a spirt bomb on JkkDARK.

But before he used the Spirit Bomb, he tried talking to the Earth people to raise their hands and give him energy for 20 episodes...

and then, he felt it wasnt strong enough, so he dragged out to another 20 eps.

And went super sayin 9999999 before launching it

And that's when the ninja's attacked the pirates in a lll out brawl, there were many great fighters who fought in that war like...

Bob Saget, Richie Rich, and Hanson

it was a very gruesome battle with many...

Spanish festivals

but it makes no sense, so Eviltaco64 touched my ass

And Eviltaco64 realized that JKKDARK wasnt a person, but a spam factory increasing production daily.

But in all realization JKKDARK is a...

Mighty Morphin Power Ranger that enjoys spam

and lol'd a lot when Eviltaco64 said Sonic the Hedgehog was a Midway product.

Then Shrygue came along and was astounded that this thread had reached 100 replies...

, so he asked for my telephone number

so that he could prank call JKKDARK everyday who was actually Mr Spamster Crimes responsable for posting all manner of spam and junk on DCEmu UK.

before he decided to lock it as a shower of his immense power....

and JKKDARK asked for dejkirkby's brother, who was a member on DCEmu too

who doesn't actually exist and is merely a figment of the warped mind of....

Sean Connery, who is JKKDARK's...

Favorite cook, meanwhile, JKKDARK was enjoying her (I decided not to call JKKDARK he for once) PS3 when

A hole in the universe opened and

all the commercial failures were sent to the hole

including the 3DO, the Jag, the CD-i, the Virtual Boy, and a space cow from

the mouth of a half dead ant under sonic's shoe who has been wanting to die for the last week, but can't because he can live without the lower half of his body for months, so to suicide he

In the next day, fg-54 lost his key

so he threatened to kill the ant under sonic's shoe if he didn't help him find it

eviltaco64 corrected fg-54...making him say that he threatened to kill the ant under sonic's SLICK KICKS

eviltaco64 was so mad, he got sonic to beat up fg-54, afterwards, fg-54 soiled himself and threw up on ninja9393

to which ninja9393 screeched, HADOOOOUUKEN!

and they received a box from JKKDARK

which they did not open and was sent back to JKKDARK as it obviously contained AIDS.

and bubonic plague

but what no one knew, is that Eviltaco64 actually FEEDS on AIDS and bubonic plague