Yo Momma is so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo Momma is so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
yo mama's so fat when the world ends we can just go live on her
Yo Mama's so fat that she couldnt locate her feet.
Yo moma is so fat that she's fat! :D
Yo mama so fat that she entered a pie eating contest and ate the jugde's instead
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Originally Posted by Video_freak
LMAO! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Malkster
Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).
Yo mama so fat she raped a blue whale...
Jeez... I suck at these
No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt. :rolleyes:
This one's ok:
Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."
Yo mama so fat that when she tries to get in a store she sings "I gotta get through this"