The Introduction Thread

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

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lol welcome to dcemu

sweet we got chuck norris. take that qj!

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

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Okay...

Boredom gotcha?

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill.

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You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

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Oh, so you're a moron? :p

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telekinetic abilities, bud. Even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

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I've been hired here.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

Oh, so you're a moron? :p

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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So your still lost.

I am Chuck Norris. Enough said.

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Originally Posted by ICE

yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

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Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

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Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

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Originally Posted by Kaiser

Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

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No wonder some people at the gym take too long to respond to a joke. ;)

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Originally Posted by Kaiser

Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

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Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short. ;)

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Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short. ;)

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Unlike normal humans who are carbon based, Mr. Norris is primarily made of a special blend of whiskey and gunpowder.