Wishes gone wrong

Self-explanatory. Corrupt the above person's wish (only one per post, and no double posting) in any way you want, then wish for something yourself.

EXAMPLE
A: First post.
I wish I had a dog.

B: Granted, but it pees in your food, you eat it, and you die from bacteria infection.

I wish for ****load of cake.

C: Granted, but it all spoils before you can eat any of it, and getting rid of all that spoiled cake is a pain in the ass.

I wish my mom would stop cooking meatloaf.

D: Granted, now she cooks tofu and brussels sprouts. Bon appetite!

I wish I was James Bond.



And so on. I'll start.

I wish Nintendo would make MOTHER 4.

Mother 4 starts Mario and Luigi, the storyline involves Bowser kidnapping a princess named peach that you have to rescue.

She is being held in a castle and you have to jump on turtles and mushrooms to get to her.


I wish virtual reality gaming existed, but it is build COMPLETLY perfectly so it can't harm me in any way, nor can i be stuck in the game, it is absolutely safe.

also the games don't suck, there are just as many good and bad games as there normally are, and people don't get any more addictive to this then the older games so i can't get addicted and ruin my life playing this.

and one last thing, i love this holographic game machine.

try making THAT wish go wrong ;3

Granted, but the system costs almost 69 billion dollars. I hope you have the money to pay for it. :)

I wish that my dinner tonight would be delicious.

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Originally Posted by fg-54

Mother 4 starts Mario and Luigi, the storyline involves Bowser kidnapping a princess named peach that you have to rescue.

She is being held in a castle and you have to jump on turtles and mushrooms to get to her.


I wish virtual reality gaming existed, but it is build COMPLETLY perfectly so it can't harm me in any way, nor can i be stuck in the game, it is absolutely safe.

also the games don't suck, there are just as many good and bad games as there normally are, and people don't get any more addictive to this then the older games so i can't get addicted and ruin my life playing this.

and one last thing, i love this holographic game machine.

try making THAT wish go wrong ;3

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Because of your love with the holographic game machine, you decide to have sex with it.
After finding a hole it shocks you, not killing you, but paralyzing you for life and blowing up your penis.

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Originally Posted by Blue Protoman

Granted, but the system costs almost 69 billion dollars. I hope you have the money to pay for it. :)

I wish that my dinner tonight would be delicious.

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It is, but it's poison.

You forgot to wish for something. People, read the examples!

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Originally Posted by Blue Protoman

Granted, but the system costs almost 69 billion dollars. I hope you have the money to pay for it. :)

I wish that my dinner tonight would be delicious.

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GRANTED!

your dinner will be the most delicious one you have had all of your life but poisonous, you die after eating it.

I wish i could fly and never loose the ability, i have full control of direction and speed and can stop flying any time i want. i control my flying motions with my mind and being able to fly does not damage my brain in any way.

GRANTED!

You can fly and all but you're blind and infected with an incurable disease that will kill you over night.

I wish I could be immortal, rich, and the woman I love would love me back, she's also immortal

Granted.
But your immortality makes you impotent, you develop chrometophobia (fear of money), your woman leaves you for a man who isn't impotent and you get to watch their relationship blossom for all eternity. Happy Days :)

I wish for another 3 wishes!!!!

Granted.

But the wish genie has smoke in his ears and gives you 3 fishes instead. At least you have something for tea.

I wish for a happy life. Surely you can't ruin that as I'll still be happy :)

Granted, but when you die you reincarnate to an eternal BAD life.

I wish for no political strife in the world