It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

Just thought I'd start one of these here, just for laughs...Please keep the naughty & dirty talk aside...Let's see if you guys can try to keep it Clean, Graphic & as Funny as possible....Go!

"Yo Mama so big and fat, they told her to leave the Bank because she was occupying the Tellers, the Advisor and the Safe."

I'm sure somebody can do much better than that.:D

Yo Mama is so big that when she wear's a yellow coat, people are yellen' "TAXI!"

yo mama's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund(i know, i know it's old lol)

Yo moma's so fat, when she was wearing a red coat, everyone was sayin' "Kool-aid, kool-aid!". :)

These two are old and stupid, but w/e....
Yo moma's so stupid she starved to death traped in a super market.

Yo moma's so stupid she got locked in a convertible (with the top off)

yo mama's so dumb she thought a dildoe was a missing pickle

Yo mama's so fat she thinks eating mcdonalds is a diet (i know it sucks >.<)

Yo moma's so fat, she goes into orbit whenever she farts.

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own postal code! (another sucky one)

Yo moma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."