If you could wish any feature of your mind away, what would it be?
For me, it would be love (attraction of one person to another for the slow ones).
Why am I asking? I just found out, that the girl I like (I'm sure you remember) now has a boyfriend, even though she "doesn't have time for a boyfriend now".
Love seems like it's a waste of time, energy, resources, and feelings, and is only needed to reproduce.
Conclusion? I wish I could blow Cupid's gentiles off with my dad's twelve gauge shotgun right now