Do you support the war in Iraq?
I'm asking, because some idiot last week tried to get me to join the military.
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"You'll protect this country."
"This country is something not worth protecting."
"Why isn't freedom worth protecting?"
"Because our country isn't completely free."
"But you'll help fight terroism"
"Why would they be after us and no one else? Obviously our country sucks. Maybe they can do it better.
You people should increase national guard troops to protect the United States."
"So, you're a terrorist?"
"To your way of thinking. Look, you're wasting my time. I'm not going to waste my life for this country."