Muwaaaahaaa! ExcruciationX Pwns Again!
This discussion occurred a few hours ago on my school chatroom.
Nutcase: "your an abomination to god because your don't love people!"
Me: "Oh, I didn't know the overtly religious moron convention was in town. Preach to someone who cares."
(We debate back and forth)
Nutcase: "your not supposed to be like that! you should change or you'll go to hell!"
Me: "Okay, you dumb cluck, you're annoying me. First of all, I don't really give a hoo-hah what a pathetic loser in a chatroom thinks about my life. Second of all, I have complete control over my brain. I choose not to pursue people because I do not desire to forge a romantic relationship with them, mostly because I can. Do you have the ability to reject parts of your brain (except intelligence, you've done that already)? It's evident that you do not, since you are basically a puppet for someone else's cause! I'd think for myself before attacking someone, bud."
Someone: "whoa, pwned"