Ever have any epic fails?
One time I was relaxing on my bed, and I accidentally cut my wrist...with my toenail. :V
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Ever have any epic fails?
One time I was relaxing on my bed, and I accidentally cut my wrist...with my toenail. :V
When I accidently find myself being awkward around girls I like. Doesn't happen much anymore, but when it does I end up over-unawkwarding(yes its a word) and then being more awkward then ever.
Not sure if its an epic fail tho
on kinder garden :P we were playing follow the leader and we were about to walk on top of the monkey bars, people kept skipping me and i got mad, so i tried to get my spot back by trying to get on the monkey bars from the bottom up, my head got stuck and a teacher had to come get me, i think i cried :P then as i was balancing on a pole i fell on my nuts, i had to go to the doctor and pee to check for internal bleeding :/
The only thing I can think of as an epic fail is calling the teacher in school, 'mum"!
I farted while getting falashio (hope i spelled that right)
Missing my first day of work, I spaced out on the date and got a call saying "YOUR FIRED!" hahaha
Around the end of high school I discovered that I was great at jumping. I would jump over those street barricades, trash cans, benches, etc. My greatest feat was jumping over a car (ford taurus, widthwise at the hood). Near the end of senior year, a bunch of us went out to some crappy mall restaurant (but as a huge group, maybe 25-30) exchanged yearbooks etc. When leaving I went to go jump over a bench (lengthwise of course, widthwise wouldn't be a challenge) and the toe of my shoe caught on the armrest on the far side of it. I ended up going facefirst into concrete. Other than a few bumps and bruises and a torn yearbook I was fine, but it was still quite the epic fail.
While in 6th grade, I went snowtubing with my school. The first time I went down, I let go of the handle on the snowtube to scratch my face or something, hit a bump, and fell down the next two parts of the hill(landing on my head).
The next few days I couldn't move very much because I was in a lot of pain.
I got in a very small car accident on the way to my girlfriend's (ex now) high school party graduation party this summer. I still made it like an hour late. This was the first time i met her family and even extended family. They all probably thought I was an idiot. lol
In public school, was climbing a stump out in the bush at recess. My foot slipped and I fell on the stump, which had a sharp edge on it. It ended up ripping the back of my pants, creating a butt flap (and a nice scrap on my butt) :p
LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by gunntims0103
and its fellatio. ;)
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Originally Posted by fg-54
*winces* Ouch. :(
One Halloween I was with my (ex) friend and we were both stoned as hell, the cops pulled over right next to us and searched his bag. There was nothing in it since we were just getting back from smoking the stuff :D. I was soooooo freakin nervous cause I didn't know if he had any left on him or not :rofl:
You smoke pot?
Tsk, tsk, tsk... Shame.
There are too many
Yeah, you go ahead and think that LB :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Protoman
LB? What?
haha no offense it's a guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Protoman
you're like, 14 or younger right?
could be wrong, but I don't care
You guessed right, I am 14. Does LB mean, "little boy"?
you got it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Protoman
I'm not THAT little. Surely there are members younger than I am.
There aren't many members younger than 14.
There are actually a great deal. The site stats are horrible though because nobody will put they are 13 or less due to the whole COPTAA (or whatever the acronym is) thing requiring parental consent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eviltaco64
Oh.
This site uses COPPA?
You saw it on registration, didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Protoman
I might have. I actually registered in June for a reason I forget, but I never logged on until Christmas Eve.