EGM's Crapstravaganza: The 20 Worst Video Games of All Time.

Heres the 20 Worst Video Games of all time accordig to EGM:

20: Extreme Sports With the Berenstein Bears
19: Bible Adventures
18: Kriss Kross: Make My Video
17: Bubsy 3D
16: Bad Street Brawler
15: Total Recall
14: Rapjam Volume One
13: AIRCARS
12: Night Trap
11: Heroes of the Lance
10: Revolution X
9: Custer's Revenge
8: White Men Can't Jump
7: Superman 64
6: Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
5: Virtuoso
4: Captain Novolin
3: Fight For Life
2: Club Drive
1: E.T. The Extraterrestrial

Do you agree or not, let us know ?

From the list I played:
Bubsy 3D
Night Trap
Superman 64
Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

Yeah, these games are horrible :mad:

Haven't heard of many of these games, though thats probably why they are the worst.

What was "Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon" released for? and to be that low for a zelda game.

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Originally Posted by PSPKOR

Haven't heard of many of these games, though thats probably why they are the worst.

What was "Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon" released for? and to be that low for a zelda game.

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This game was for the Philips CD-i, more info here

Night Trap rules Dana Plato what you talking about willis.im going to play the sega cd 32x version right now

heroes of the lance was fine on the pc. i guess the nes blew chunks tho... shame.

I agree, wholeheartedly.

But they left out the other shit CD-I Zeldas.

They're not even ZELDAS!

Revolution X was awesome! In the arcade with my dad, brother and I playing at the same time, anyway. Kind of dumb on the Sega Genesis because they cut ouf a bunch of stuff like some bosses, but added a bathroom level. Hooray for bathroom level.

WTF? No Street Fighter: The Movie (the game)??

i'm suprised no one has mentioned Shadow the Hedgehog

iv'e nevr herd of any of those games on that list either.

who came up with it anyway?

Godhand should be up there.

I prbably would agree that they are terrible games even though i haven't played or even heard of any of them. The names are kinda corny which helped me choose my choice.

The mario cd-i game isn't there either lol odd.

What, no Pit Fighter on Gameboy? No Bubsy II (any version, especially GB)? What about Game Gear Sonic 2?

Speaking of these three games, has anyone played them?

And can we PLEASE forget that Phillips ever got the rights to produce those three Zeldas and that Mario game for their US$1,000,000,000 drain machine?

EDIT - From all the reports I have heard, the CD-i Mario was not that bad, being that it was a puzzler more than a traditional Mario game. And the Zelda games, well... Depends on how die-hard you are, and how devoted to the traditional games... And having said THAT, I will no longer speak of those things...

Club Crive has it's own charm.

It is only the lack of textures that make it seem so bad.

I haven't bought Aircars yet.

White Men Can't Jump would of seemed better with a different title. Halfcourt would of been better since the game has nothing to do with the movie.

There s this one paintballing game that got a .7 from IGN

what about shaq fu :(

Bible adventure was not that bad for a kids game. Although the rest of the list is pretty accurate... Superman 64 should be #1 on that list though. At least ET was fun for a few minutes.

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Originally Posted by wraggster

Heres the 20 Worst Video Games of all time accordig to EGM:

20: Extreme Sports With the Berenstein Bears
19: Bible Adventures
18: Kriss Kross: Make My Video
17: Bubsy 3D
16: Bad Street Brawler
15: Total Recall
14: Rapjam Volume One
13: AIRCARS
12: Night Trap
11: Heroes of the Lance
10: Revolution X
9: Custer's Revenge
8: White Men Can't Jump
7: Superman 64
6: Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
5: Virtuoso
4: Captain Novolin
3: Fight For Life
2: Club Drive
1: E.T. The Extraterrestrial

Do you agree or not, let us know ?

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Ok Heros of the Lance??? Revolution X???? and ET Atari 2600???? Ok I can think of a lot worse here guys seem EGM have dated themselves here!

Fist off Heros of the Lance was AWESOME on the Atari ST Computers AWESOME I SAY!!!! but did really suck for the NES but how can they compair Apples and Oranges here they were made by two diffrent company's The ST version was made by the original company while the NES version was a licenced product produced by a little known producer any way: These Guys at EGM really tick me off when 4 Atari Jaguar titles make the list... Did they even play Whiteman Can't Jump it's better than basketbrawl for sure!

In addition, Revolution X Please! of of the best Arcade shooters of all time! but did have a god aweful SNES and Genisis release. If I diden't see it in the Arcade I would agree put it at number 1 on the list! This is what I mean about these people at EGM they must be talking NES, SNES, Genisis, 3D0 and Jaguar versions. they never played the Arcade equivilents.

I do agree ET was one of the worst games of all time but I can put at least five other games in it's place for a tie in the number one spot!

It is quite obvious though they never played the arcade versions or computer versions of these games, and it's very obvious it's easy to pick on a dead system like the Jaguar that todays generation dosen't remember or even know about!

Maby we are the ones who should be makeing the lists up and not EGM let's put it to a vote!

The fact is there are a hell of a lot worse games out there than this list, What were they thinking!

This is a fairly old list, courtesy of long-time internet ninja-vigilante/comedy writer Seanbaby. The original article can be found at http://seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm.

Warning: articles may (do) contain references to body parts, things that come out of body parts, and acts that may or may not logically be done by body parts to other body parts/object/members of the animal kingdom/dirt.

ET was utter bob!!!
once u fell into a pit ,it took all my strength not to through the bloody atari2600 across the room!!

Brilliant !

This guy is a comedy genius and had me crying with laughter and even more so when i checked out the rest of his articles.

Well I dont like video games with lots of bad bugs and that crash your system all the time and are impossible to finish(for example ET when you fall into a pit you have to reset the games system). no i am not talking about any beta/testing programs iam talking about full complete games that are never fixed because they was only released once. I also did not like when games did not load at all or took an age to load like on the spectrum

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i'm suprised no one has mentioned Shadow the Hedgehog

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Although Shadow was a bit of a letdown, it is ridiculous... nay, insanely mentally retarded and n00bish to call that game anything less than mediocre. It was playable with decent graphics, sound, and controls and was enjoyable.

Where's Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu for the NES? That game was AWEFUL!

revolution x ruled, but only in the arcade, all console versions left out gun support which made the game almost unplayable.

and night trap was an awesome game, but double switch was what sold me on the sega cd.

hah, never even heard of most of these games :)
guess I've been lucky enough to avoid them.

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Originally Posted by Mikaa

What, no Pit Fighter on Gameboy? No Bubsy II (any version, especially GB)? What about Game Gear Sonic 2?

Speaking of these three games, has anyone played them?

And can we PLEASE forget that Phillips ever got the rights to produce those three Zeldas and that Mario game for their US$1,000,000,000 drain machine?

EDIT - From all the reports I have heard, the CD-i Mario was not that bad, being that it was a puzzler more than a traditional Mario game. And the Zelda games, well... Depends on how die-hard you are, and how devoted to the traditional games... And having said THAT, I will no longer speak of those things...

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I've played GG Sonic 2! In fact, I still have the cartridge, despite losing my Game Gear a few years ago (which makes me pretty sad). It was pretty bad... but I don't think it's one of the worst games of all time.

As for what I think the worst game is... I'll have to say Taz the Tazmanian Tiger for Game Gear. It's pretty bad...

wow all these games do suck

your forgetting the entire virtual boy line up as well as some jaguar titles but i see white men can jump is present so is bubsy both jag ports. Altered beast might be in there but for some reason its extremely popular.
Kasumi ninja uuh theres more i cant believe i actually have to think about this. Boogerman on principle alone
i had a closer look 60% of those games are jag ports. oregon trail ,wu tang,

EGM always recyclyes theirs WORST GAME LIST
where the hell is

Bubble Bobble Revolution for the DS
and
Death Crimson for the Sega Saturn?

Death Crimson has to be the
worst game ever created.

the entire wwf series,sabrina the teenage witch,simant,polly pocket any number of barbie games,
infact just about all nickelodean games are crap,

SimAnt? No way.

E.T. at number one, eh? Haven't seen THAT before...
I actually own the cartridge, and the game is, in my opinion, ruthlessely bashed beyond what it deserves. True, it sucks really hard, but plenty of games are worse. For example, the backstreet boys game for GBC, my pick for the worst game in America award.

Oh, PUH-leeeze! This list is so old it farts dust and s#!ts sand! Seanbaby wrote this on his old website back when the 'intranets' actually WERE 'a series of tubes'. I won't disagree that it's still kinda funny, and some of those positions still hold true, but can't ANYONE come up with a new, updated 'worst of...' list? You all asked why no DS, PSP or XBOX titles? The list was made before they EXISTED! Hell, it even predates the Dreamcast! Holy crap!

can you qualify simant to not be crap game?i mean i picked it because its sim ant c'mon

I loved Night Trap, it was fun to watch the girls !!

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Originally Posted by wraggster

Heres the 20 Worst Video Games of all time accordig to EGM:

20: Extreme Sports With the Berenstein Bears
19: Bible Adventures
18: Kriss Kross: Make My Video
17: Bubsy 3D
16: Bad Street Brawler
15: Total Recall
14: Rapjam Volume One
13: AIRCARS
12: Night Trap
11: Heroes of the Lance
10: Revolution X
9: Custer's Revenge
8: White Men Can't Jump
7: Superman 64
6: Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
5: Virtuoso
4: Captain Novolin
3: Fight For Life
2: Club Drive
1: E.T. The Extraterrestrial

Do you agree or not, let us know ?

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that pretty much sums up all the bad games

why Bad Street Brawler. that game is awesome! it shouldnt be one of the worst games of all time.

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Originally Posted by missingnoo

where the hell is

Bubble Bobble Revolution for the DS

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That game has a salvation in the form of classic mode with wifi multiplayer, so shh.

Also, picking on Et on the 2600 is so 1984.

How about brainies on the SNES? that was a piece of shit.

Shadow the Hedgehog.

Nobody that grew up with the old school sonic games could enjoy this.