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May 11th, 2007, 00:42
kcajblue

Your Favorite Movie Quotes

post your favorite movie quote here.
post the quote and the movie its from.

one of my favorites is.

"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" from joe dirt

http://doesyurmothersew.ytmnd.com/

this ones not really a quote but a dialog.

Old Cajun Man:Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt: What?

Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?

Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt: Oh.

Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
May 11th, 2007, 01:07
JKKDARK

"Look at us... I'm frozen, you're dead... and I love you" Vanilla Sky
May 11th, 2007, 03:25
quzar

The Big Lebowski is riddled with them. I personally like: "You're obviously not a golfer"
May 11th, 2007, 03:46
kcajblue

"where did you get your clothes from......

the toilet store...?" anchor man.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time." anchor man.

"great odin's raven!" anchor man
May 11th, 2007, 03:49
Mark30001

"Idiot, garsh."

NSFW (Sound): http://putthelotioninthebasket.ytmnd.com/
May 11th, 2007, 03:49
kcajblue

"beneath the clothes you find a man, beneath the man you find his..... nucleus." nacho libre.

"Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats..." anchor man.

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." pulp fiction. yeah i know. really long.
May 11th, 2007, 13:23
lmtlmt

"i wanna go on that ride daddy"
" me too son me too...."

dude wheres my car
May 11th, 2007, 13:29
Gizmo356

"I'll be back"

"Get in the chopper!"

"Get down!"
May 11th, 2007, 13:34
S34MU5

everything from anchorman + dodgeball
May 11th, 2007, 13:47
steve-b

I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning; It smells like victory.

A game of chess is like a sword fight. you must think first before you move.
May 11th, 2007, 14:15
gdf

"Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!"
May 11th, 2007, 15:37
S34MU5

"I'm Ron Burgendy?"
May 11th, 2007, 18:45
dejkirkby

Susan: Hi, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.
Reese Bobby: Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

Talladega Nights
May 11th, 2007, 19:03
SnesR0X

"Can I please go back to jail for a week?"

Ricky, Trailer Park Boys movie
May 11th, 2007, 19:16
Gold Line

"look!"

in just about every movie i can think of
May 11th, 2007, 20:21
splodger15

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Micheal Caine in Italian Job
May 11th, 2007, 20:27
SnesR0X

Quote:

Originally Posted by splodger15

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Micheal Caine in Italian Job

:thumbup:
May 11th, 2007, 23:54
kcajblue

Quote:

Originally Posted by S34MU5

everything from anchorman + dodgeball

lol. "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dodgeball."
May 12th, 2007, 00:10
Buddy4point0

"im tired of these motha ****in snakes on this motha ****in plane" snakes on a plane
May 12th, 2007, 00:14
jonezybaby

"U look like a big popeye chicken eatin motherf***er, wat do u weigh 350lbs?" Marcus - Bad Boys
May 12th, 2007, 00:27
Gold Line

"this bitch is messing up my floor" scary movie 3

"thats how we say hello, so how do you say good by *kicks him in the balls* oh!" scary movie 3
May 12th, 2007, 10:37
gdf

"Gollum: What's 'taters?
Sam: PO-TAT-TOES"

-LOTR
May 12th, 2007, 18:35
kcajblue

"MY PRECIOUS" lotr
May 13th, 2007, 08:17
bah

President of the USA to a US general who is wrestling a camera from the Russian ambassador:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

Great film.
May 13th, 2007, 10:45
Triv1um

Pulp fiction

Vincent - Oh man, i just shot marvin in the face

haha
May 15th, 2007, 02:57
kcajblue

fixed it for you triv.
May 15th, 2007, 06:30
SnesR0X

wow, that's interesting
May 15th, 2007, 06:32
ICE

"i love lamp" - anchorman.
May 15th, 2007, 06:50
kcajblue

"they feel like sandbags." 40 year old virgin
May 15th, 2007, 07:31
SnesR0X

"Have you ever felt a womans breast?"
May 15th, 2007, 16:08
Paiku

haha yeah anchoman def has some of my favorite quotes.

"I don't know what we're yelling about!!!"
"LOUD NOISES!!!!"
May 15th, 2007, 18:46
bienville

Just about every other line in I <3 Huckabees is a great quote. As well as movies like Lawrence of Arabia, Kingdom of Heaven,
May 15th, 2007, 18:54
ICE

"brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"
"its so hot.. milk was a bad choice!!"
"ahh san diego.. in german it means a whales vagina."
"brick killed a guy."

-anchorman
May 16th, 2007, 00:11
kcajblue

Quote:

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Quote:

Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.

Quote:

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Quote:

What in the hell's diversity?

Quote:

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

anchorman
May 16th, 2007, 07:22
SnesR0X

"I look so emo." -Spider-man 3
June 2nd, 2007, 22:49
Cloud_35

"And it's not a bad look, really…"
―Jack Sparrow
June 2nd, 2007, 23:34
The King

"hasta la vista baby"
i dont remember from were but i do remember that its from a movie
June 3rd, 2007, 02:03
parkermauney

Are you serious you don't remember where it's from?

"Smile you son of a *BANG* (poowenage)" -Jaws

"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But it's sterile and I like the taste." -Dodgeball
June 3rd, 2007, 10:58
Vampbri-n

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
jack sppaorow:rofl:
June 3rd, 2007, 11:26
Sonicboy 101

"You've got red on you..."

Shaun of the dead

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