British Press Offering Cash For Lies About Gaming Crime

[R4mbo]

Games never drove me to commit crimes... but this press offering does...

[Illegal Machine]

I think you should all write your own letters detailing how each of you want to enter the office of a national newspaper and go on a killcrazy murderous spree.


and see who gets offered money

[John Vattic]

I have a little flag-waving eagle that stimulates the small bones of my inner ear (only i can hear). he tells me things. he says he's a colonel and he works for the pentagon/c.i.a. he gives me state of the art technology and sends me to third world countries to kill poor people.

caught osama with an exclamation mark above his head, colonel said to let him go because if we caught him the terror-gear game would be over.

turns out america sold the shagohod to saddam hussein. then attacked his country for him having it.

frank hunter is a product of the super baby method used by the nazi's (SADDAM KILLED HIM IN A DRUNKEN BLUR) . otacon gets shunned by the press (fox news) for telling the truth, and meryl is really a dude named isam from turkey.

this game sucks

and it's all the government and medias fault!


i'm not pressing continue