well best of luck, and no, dont get drunk in the speech cause it gets worse if you do lol.tell your bro congrats on my part and have a wonderful years of bondage and happiness with her women.. cheers! *drinks Jack and Coke*
in around 13 hours my brother is to marry and he asked me to be best man, to say im stressed is nothing, i havent even made a speach yet and ill be honest im more stressed than i was at my own wedding, i think ill take a few stress tablets and a load of booze before i do any speaches but even drunk ill still be bloody nervous.
My brother on the other hand has the gift of the gab and has never had any problem in any dept although getting mixed up with the Gunns of bestwood and other similiar naughty people meant he spent a lot of time in her majestys service but thankfully 8 years ago grew up and realised that life after prison was much better.
Back to newsposting and then to write a very short speach.
well best of luck, and no, dont get drunk in the speech cause it gets worse if you do lol.tell your bro congrats on my part and have a wonderful years of bondage and happiness with her women.. cheers! *drinks Jack and Coke*
itll be the quickest speach ever, apparently my bro has got 4 pages wrote out for his speach
you should to the keys joke, (now that the girl is married everyone has to leave in her back door key back in the bowl, at which point every guy in the crowd puts in there key, and at the end you get either an really old guy or kid to but in a key). Also google wedding speeches, you can can get some ideas there. Have a good time
jesus christ they are all far too long
Don't get drunk. heres an outline:
1 Congratulations
a. You have always been a great brother(tell a story or two of times he did something nice like stick up for you or help you out somehow.
b. I know you guys will have a long happy life together
2 Thank you
a. Thank you for looking out for me (or some circumstance where he did something to help you)
If you have somebody that has died that was close to you tell them that whoever that might be would be proud.
you also said you were already married so make a couple jokes of what to expect.
I hope you found this semi-useful wraggster!
*beginning of speech*
Brother, all I can say is... RUN, RUN NOW!!!!
*end of speech*
"Youre damned if you do...
...Youre damned if you dont
Amen"
haha
usually i can come up with some crap, you would think newsposting for years i could bull$#@! my way through it but writing on a site is a shedload easier than trying to think of something to say, 6 hours to go and i still havent wrote itt out . im gonna make a right prat of myself :P
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