Epic Fails in your life

[Blue Protoman]

Ever have any epic fails?

One time I was relaxing on my bed, and I accidentally cut my wrist...with my toenail. :V

[Shadowblind]

When I accidently find myself being awkward around girls I like. Doesn't happen much anymore, but when it does I end up over-unawkwarding(yes its a word) and then being more awkward then ever.

Not sure if its an epic fail tho

[fg-54]

on kinder garden :P we were playing follow the leader and we were about to walk on top of the monkey bars, people kept skipping me and i got mad, so i tried to get my spot back by trying to get on the monkey bars from the bottom up, my head got stuck and a teacher had to come get me, i think i cried :P then as i was balancing on a pole i fell on my nuts, i had to go to the doctor and pee to check for internal bleeding :/

[dejkirkby]

The only thing I can think of as an epic fail is calling the teacher in school, 'mum"!

[gunntims0103]

I farted while getting falashio (hope i spelled that right)

[pibs]

Missing my first day of work, I spaced out on the date and got a call saying "YOUR FIRED!" hahaha

[quzar]

Around the end of high school I discovered that I was great at jumping. I would jump over those street barricades, trash cans, benches, etc. My greatest feat was jumping over a car (ford taurus, widthwise at the hood). Near the end of senior year, a bunch of us went out to some crappy mall restaurant (but as a huge group, maybe 25-30) exchanged yearbooks etc. When leaving I went to go jump over a bench (lengthwise of course, widthwise wouldn't be a challenge) and the toe of my shoe caught on the armrest on the far side of it. I ended up going facefirst into concrete. Other than a few bumps and bruises and a torn yearbook I was fine, but it was still quite the epic fail.

[Eviltaco64]

While in 6th grade, I went snowtubing with my school. The first time I went down, I let go of the handle on the snowtube to scratch my face or something, hit a bump, and fell down the next two parts of the hill(landing on my head).

The next few days I couldn't move very much because I was in a lot of pain.

[BrooksyX]

I got in a very small car accident on the way to my girlfriend's (ex now) high school party graduation party this summer. I still made it like an hour late. This was the first time i met her family and even extended family. They all probably thought I was an idiot. lol

[DPyro]

In public school, was climbing a stump out in the bush at recess. My foot slipped and I fell on the stump, which had a sharp edge on it. It ended up ripping the back of my pants, creating a butt flap (and a nice scrap on my butt)