Super Scandal: Brit gets Arrested for Smoking Cigarettes!
Yes, yesterday somewhere in Britain, somewhere quite dingy where Jeremy Kyle would have a field day, got arrested for smoking cigarettes! Well, actually they were dateraping someone, but it's all drugs so the story still makes perfect sense!
Spokesman for Heat Magazine, Margaret Thatcher said "Smoking can give you herpes, amongst other nasties such as fat and lurgy. It's really bad, and totally the same thing as dateraping. It's true, I heard it on the news!"
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