Wishes gone wrong

**pibs** · January 29th, 2009, 22:04

Granted, but you soon realize perfection lead to disappointment in others, you become stuck up, nobody talks to you hence making you miserable.

I wish for the most biggest delicious cookie in the world, to share and end world hunger.

**Eviltaco64** · January 29th, 2009, 23:53

Granted, and even if the cookie had the potential to end world hunger, you didn't care. You became greedy after the first bite, and, after doing nothing but eating the cookie for two weeks straight, gained 1200 pounds, becoming the fattest man on Earth. After your 3rd heart attack from shock while watching Wings on TV Land, they finally send a crane to take you to the hospital, where you get lypo. After the surgery, you realize that you should've shared the cookie, and end up giving the rest to starving children in Africa. A happy ending? NOPE. The cookie was poisoned, and killed millions.

I wish I had a Sega Saturn!

**lmtlmt** · January 30th, 2009, 05:28

granted, you then realise you wasted a wish and never forgive yourself.

I wish that whenever a new game gets released i get it for free

**Eviltaco64** · January 30th, 2009, 05:35

Granted, but it turned out to be Big Rigs 2: Even Worse than Before Edition.

I wish Chocolate Rain would become the national anthem of any country.

**fg-54** · January 30th, 2009, 20:43

Originally Posted by Eviltaco64

Granted, but it turned out to be Big Rigs 2: Even Worse than Before Edition.

I wish Chocolate Rain would become the national anthem of any country.

well that is only ONE game :P what about the rest? i say granted, but they ship it to you taped to a nuclear bomb, every time a new game comes out, you get nuked.

**Blue Protoman** · January 31st, 2009, 01:11

Ahem.

I wish that the little glowing light in the disc slot on my Wii would be green instead of blue.

**pibs** · January 31st, 2009, 09:00

Granted, but now that green light won't let you sleep at night :P

I wish for billions of dollars in quarters, by doing countless laundry and arcade runs around the globe, I save the world economy.

**Blue Protoman** · January 31st, 2009, 14:40

Granted, but how are you going to lug around that money? Your pockets are ordinary, and you can't use a debit card/bank account, 'cause you said it's all in quarters. You're going to get a hell of a workout! Also, those billions of dollars appeared out of nowhere, so now due to inflation, currency in your country is worth less.

I wish that they would make a Harold and Kumar 3, and that it wouldn't suck. Seriously, as soon as you finish reading this post, go out and rent Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

**Safari Al** · January 31st, 2009, 15:33

Granted, but your search for free traveling landed you on an old rusty boat that explodes with you on it before it leaves the dock.

I wish everyone would go to homebrewheaven.net