Wishes gone wrong

[lmtlmt]

Granted, It grows legs and now runs much faster, but it runs away from you never to be seen again.

I wish i could have a 10 hour orgasm

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but it puts so much strain on your body, you die afterwards.

I wish the next person to post in this thread would get Rick Rolled.

[ninja9393]

Granted, but the guy who got rick roll'd got so angry he starts the apocalypse by rick rolling everyone in the world, but in his rick roll, a nuke explodes when Rick astley says Never gonna let you down... OK now to watch the vid (dun dun dun)

I wish I was number one subscribed on youtube

[Eviltaco64]

Granted, however, you goto a Youtube event and get in a fight with Fred. Eventually, you make peace, and join video accounts. You and him then do everything together.

I wish there was something good to eat.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But it's full of rat turds and you don't find out until you've eaten the whole thing.

I wish Ryu (from Street Fighter) was in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.