The 10 worst in-game quotes

**John Vattic** · April 19th, 2006, 16:25

all your bases are now belong to us

**Apoklepz** · April 19th, 2006, 16:41

Anybody remember the Indroductory briefing with the Commander at the beggining of the game?
It went something like this:

"We have located 7 hideouts of the huge drug syndicate in South America. Your Mission is to destroy them. You must find one of our commandos who was hurt & captured in one of the 7 hideouts. Get the Grenades from him.(WTF!?!?)"

I don't know why but this always cracks me up. It's awful.

Also...about the CastleVania SoTN frase... That's one of my favorite 2D platformers of all time, but I always thought the dialogue & not to mention the song in the End Credits roll, was pretty weak (just my opinion, though... I bet a lot of people will disagree) Richter Belmont says at the beggining of the game's Dracula X reprise battle:

"Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!"
...He's just standing there pointing at Dracula, too. Why didn't Dracula just ZAP him right then and there?

**Prospero** · April 19th, 2006, 16:47

Have to love the Engrish translations from Japanese games... from The Legend of Heroes (A Tear of Vermillion):

"The army is a fairy big size."

No need to be like that, is there?

***quzar*** · April 19th, 2006, 16:47

This isn't news.

**grin.ch** · April 19th, 2006, 17:12

almost as bad as (read carefully) "You Are Win! Conuraturations!"

**bullhead** · April 19th, 2006, 17:31

look at this:

**pkmusicmaker** · April 19th, 2006, 18:06

Don't forget Bad Dudes for NES:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

**Hawq** · April 19th, 2006, 18:18

Originally Posted by pkmusicmaker

Don't forget Bad Dudes for NES:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

Also from that at the end of a level on the arcade version at least "I'm bad" said in a very embarrasing trying to sound tough & gruff voice.
Contra 3 - "Lets attack aggresively" theres another way to attack?

**Cap'n 1time** · April 19th, 2006, 18:45

lol. this one is so damn bad its funny. This is from the TERRIBLE Street Fighter 1 game. the quote is
"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world."
BUT YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO THE SOUND!
http://www.sydlexia.com/goodies/SF_strength.wav