ode to how drunk I am right now

[shadowprophet]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.



I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

[infernomax]

LOL nice way to look at it :P im not much into beer but SPIRITS all the way lol