Reply With QuoteHow about this one...
"Girl those clothes make you look so tasty, I swear I'd eat you right up...Even if I had to crap out PRADA for a whole week"
Saw that in a HBO show once.
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June 28th, 2006, 21:02 #11PS3 User
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i dont need a pick up line i just drug there drinks lol
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June 28th, 2006, 22:23 #12PSP User
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June 29th, 2006, 01:09 #13PS3 User
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lol how about this
Originally Posted by Apoklepz
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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June 29th, 2006, 03:17 #14DCEmu Legend
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Hey baby, want to come over to my parents house?
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June 29th, 2006, 03:24 #15PS3 User
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lol Originally Posted by 1timeuser
hey baby you see your friend over there let me get her number
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June 29th, 2006, 03:52 #16DCEmu Legend
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lol
my favorite i got slapped for most of them
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me
if you get slapped for using these dont blame me
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June 29th, 2006, 03:56 #17PS3 User
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[QUOTE=gunntims0103]my favorite i got slapped for most of them
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
gunns those are great
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June 29th, 2006, 15:27 #18DCEmu Old Pro
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A girl asked me, "Wanna come back to my place?"
I said, "I dunno, will two people fit under a rock?"
She tried to slap me, but I dodged it and roundhouse kicked her to the side of the head.
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June 29th, 2006, 16:34 #19PSP User
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Hey baby. Would you sleep with me for $1,000?
- To which the girl responds "NO".
Well then would you sleep with me for $10,000?
- To which the girl again says "NO....Get lost".
What if I told you I had a $100,000,000 fortune?
.....Would you sleep with me then?
-Girl wide-eyedly looking back responds with a sexy "Maybe".
Then you say: Good. Now that we've established you're a prostitute....could you lower the price?
Gets them every time.
...that, or a roundhouse to the side of the head, like Bullhead said.
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June 29th, 2006, 20:35 #20DCEmu Pro
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Thisll get a slap most likely
'Look I'm going to have you one way or the other, so you might as well be there'
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