"Baby, I'm really itching in my pants for a good long scratch from your woofle fin"
It'll surely get you slapped, get them confused or laughing...but it's just something random I thought up just now.
"Baby, I'm really itching in my pants for a good long scratch from your woofle fin"
It'll surely get you slapped, get them confused or laughing...but it's just something random I thought up just now.
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Like Spaghetti
Let's F_ck!!!!
Here is a few that i heard recently:
-Was your daddy a theif? [No] then who stole those stars then put them in your eyes.
-If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could i visit you inbetween the holidays?
Are you from heaven.. Cause I've got an erection.
-Robot Chicken
and then theres....
Lets make it quick before my herpes shows up again..
Originally Posted by gizmo356
LMAO...since most of the people on the internet are pimply teens or 40 year old virgins...I'm guessing that's a popular sentiment.
"Would you like to see how the little guy in my pants feels about you?"
SLAP! lol
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