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    if i get slapped im sueing

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    "Baby, I'm really itching in my pants for a good long scratch from your woofle fin"

    It'll surely get you slapped, get them confused or laughing...but it's just something random I thought up just now .

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    lol

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    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    I Like Spaghetti
    Let's F_ck!!!!

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    Here is a few that i heard recently:

    -Was your daddy a theif? [No] then who stole those stars then put them in your eyes.

    -If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could i visit you inbetween the holidays?


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    good one

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    Are you from heaven.. Cause I've got an erection.
    -Robot Chicken


    and then theres....

    Lets make it quick before my herpes shows up again..

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    Quote Originally Posted by gizmo356
    i dont need a pick up line i just drug there drinks lol

    LMAO...since most of the people on the internet are pimply teens or 40 year old virgins...I'm guessing that's a popular sentiment.

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    yeah im 14 lol

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    "Would you like to see how the little guy in my pants feels about you?"

    SLAP! lol

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