best pick up line

[Gizmo356]

lmao

[Video_freak]

yeah im 14 lol

and you drug drinks already?! i wonder how ur gonna turn out when you grow up lol
and by the way, drugging drinks is cheating!

[BlackJack23]

"Theres a party in my pants and you're invited"

"I'm going outside to make out, care to join me?"

[Hawq]

and you drug drinks already?! i wonder how ur gonna turn out when you grow up lol
and by the way, drugging drinks is cheating!

"Barman one roofiecolada"

"Theres a party in my pants and you're invited"

"I'm going outside to make out, care to join me?"

'Alllllllright!'

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Best pick up line for a blowjob:

"Hey sexy, wanna taste my juice through my drinking straw?"

[Crimson_Lotus]

"what has 78 bars and holds back the incredible hulk"
she answers "donno, what?"
You say "My zipper.."

just read that one on google again...

[BL4Z3D247]

"what has 78 bars and holds back the incredible hulk"
she answers "donno, what?"
You say "My zipper.."

just read that one on google again...

lmao i'm watchin the incredible hulk right now, and no i don't mean i'm playin with myself lmao, i'm really watchin it

[DPyro]

I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

Trust me, I'm user friendly.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

What do you say I use a trojan to open a hole in your system?

We could start a session if you have a cookie for me

[stotheamuel]

When i'm naked I look like Robert Redford.

[Apoklepz]

lmao...Bushy gray hair?

Ok....This actually worked for me in the elevator yesterday. I see this very cute girl almost every monday afternoon, when I leave work...She was looking more than just cute yesterday...in fact she was looking pretty damn hot and I said:

"I like the hair..." She looked at me paused for a second and blurted out a smiling "Thank You"
...then I casually added:

"Makes you look good...and dangerous" To which she kinda blushed, but you coul tell she obviously liked the compliment. Then I added:

"You like dangerous?..." And then she totally sold herself by answering "Sometimes".

Then I asked her where she was going, and she said "home" and I said: "Come on...Your going home? I though you'd be going out to have some fun...maybe meet your man, or something..."

She said: "No..." and paused for a long ass time (probably thinking about ditching her man...lol)

Then I said: "Wanna go out for a drink sometime?"

She said "Sure" and I got her number...I didn't give her mine cause...

...I'm married. JEJEJE

The funny thing is I'm not even the type of guy that would approach a girl the way I did, but yesterday was just one of those days that I felt really in tune with my self...I got things rolling, if you know what I mean.