best pick up line

**BL4Z3D247** · July 31st, 2006, 17:59

nah i didn't, i'm stoned anyway so yeah lol

**bullhead** · July 31st, 2006, 18:00

I dunno, sometimes i just wish I could find my true calling, i tried watching a pen lid for over a day but that didnt work, all it did was walk backwards. Some say im insane, but then I just loose my word and everything turns grey and hazy, and I sort of go into this rectangle shaped funnel where nothing in particular exists but a plastic knife and fork...

"hey, wanna come and sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that comes up?"

**Gizmo356** · July 31st, 2006, 18:03

wtf? were do you guys come up with this stuff

**Video_freak** · July 31st, 2006, 18:06

probably google, but, who knows

**bullhead** · July 31st, 2006, 18:11

You mean search google for pickup lines accross the screen cover page of a mediocre novel that you only read halfway through but you never really remember anything because as you read on you start thinking about what was just said, but you keep reading on instead of going back, because you are afraid of people staring back at you and they might think you are stupid but you just wanted to find the deeper meaning, but you know that that will be much too difficult because no matter how far you try to get out of the box there will always be someone there to try and pull you back in.

You know?

**BL4Z3D247** · July 31st, 2006, 18:14

nah i didn't google mine, thats all me

**Is'lan** · July 31st, 2006, 18:18

My favorite is from Gamespy.

"Hey baby, wanna frag?"

"Let's say you and me go back to my place and Flak the Nali. Watch out for spread damage."

**ACID** · July 31st, 2006, 18:30

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If I told you I had a 2 inch $#@! would you **** me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would you rather have a Marine come into you?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.

Do you wanna go back to my place, ****, then never speak again? I do.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you spit or swallow?

Hi. Are you legal?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

I'm easy. Are you?

**Gizmo356** · July 31st, 2006, 19:30

those are great

**Hawq** · July 31st, 2006, 20:26

Originally Posted by Blazed247

ok u gotta be madd smooth with this one...

"Girl your eyes are so gorgeous(then u gotta stare into her eyes and pause for a second), when i look in them i see the soul of a goddess who has my heart imprisoned with her beauty"

worked many many times

Originally Posted by Video_freak

okay, i REALLY need to write that one down. i dont see how it couldn't work

I can, I could say it