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    lol

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    "I bet you don't know a thing about homebrew, but I could sure show ya how to brew it all the way home"

    ...I know, it's corny and you'll lokk like a total nerd...a sly one, but still a nerd...Just thought it was funny, for the peeps sake

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    lmao

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Video_freak
    just lookin out for you lol
    i dont want you to go home tonight, beaten up by a group of girls that formed an organization against you
    Hey some of us have to pay for that kind of treatment

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    lmao

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    this is from "A Beautiful Mind"

    "I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

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    damn that ones hella funny

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    Yeah...he gets slapped afterwards.

    Check this one out.

    "If I got a dollar for every girl i saw like you....I'd be pretty much facing bankruptcy right now".

    She'll like it if she's smart and doesn't mind you having little money(both very rare qualities in women these days, BTW.lol) If she's a bonehead, go straight to the closer and say:

    "Hey, nice day for a little knack-in-the-sack, eh?"

    But you'll probably get slapped, anyways.lol

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    lmao

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