lol,
im out or a few hours, ttyl![]()
lol,
im out or a few hours, ttyl![]()
Can someone tell me why these never seem to work?
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do you work at subway caause yo gave me a foot long?
Do you give head to strangers? Okay then allow me to introcuece myself.
these are awesome. i tried some of these today- nothing worked , just got bitch-slapped over and over and over again
. it was still funny tho
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baby you're like a video game... I wanna, circle, circle square you all night long.
ha ha
These are all definatly slap worthy, not that id know...
Meh.
suppose renaming the thread would do the trick
"How to get slapped 101"![]()
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