Horrible translation thread!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

If you've played a game that suffered from a HORRIBLE translation, post the platform, the game, the character that said it, and a the horrid translation.

Example -Nes, Metal Gear 2(I think), no idea, "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

Er...Better example-Nintendo DS, Mega Man Battle Network 5: Double Team, Megaman, "I'm on flames!"

And now, the horrid translations:

Nes, Metal Gear 2(I think), no idea, "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

Nintendo DS, Mega Man Battle Network 5: Double Team, Megaman, "I'm on flames!"

POST THEM!

[Kaiser]

How dare you create this thread without mentioning "All your base are belong to us" on the first post.

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Holy crap, you're right! I'm so ashamed!

I'M ON FLAMES WITH ASHAMED!

[Cap'n 1time]

I still feel the cheezy quotes from the original arcade Street Fighter might be some of the worst bits of text... EVER!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Know any of them?

POST THEM!

I still like "I'm on flames!" One of the only reasons I've bought the game was to see the famous misspellations and hilarious horrid translations.