The Introduction Thread

[JKKDARK]

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

lol welcome to dcemu

[ICE]

sweet we got chuck norris. take that qj!

[ExcruciationX]

Greetings,

My name is Carlos Ray Norris,also known as Chuck Norris. I am a Texas Ranger,and I love to kill. Don't mess with me,or you will die,just like that.

I make the rules here from now on. Not you,not wraggster,not moderators,not administrators. I do. So you better watch out.

Sincerely;
Carlos "Chuck" Ray Norris

Okay...

Boredom gotcha?

[Chuck Norris]

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

[ICE]

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill. And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

[ExcruciationX]

No,I'm never bored. I don't have the time to laugh,to enjoy something,or to be bored.
Don't ask me why am I here if I don't have time for anything. I'm here to do my job,I'm here to kill.

You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

And you,extraterrestrial,watch out. This could be your end,the extinction of your race. Because I'm better than you. I am not a normal human.

Oh, so you're a moron?

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telekinetic abilities, bud. Even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

[Chuck Norris]

You're obviously not doing your job adequately. There's lots of people to kill.

I've been hired here.

Oh, so you're a moron?

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

So your still lost.

I am Chuck Norris. Enough said.

[Kaiser]

yeah Ex! hes even too busy to put spaces after commas!

Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

A human better than an "alien" like me? I have telikenetic abilities, bud. And, even if you're that great, how's someone like you supposed to get to me? I live on the other side of the galaxy from you. And, if you did kill me, you'd have to deal with billions of kind like me and lose.

Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

[ExcruciationX]

Chuck Norris is to manly for spaces after commas.

No wonder some people at the gym take too long to respond to a joke.

Chuck Norris has a fist behind every living being, ready for them to drop their guard. WATCH OUT

Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short.

[Kaiser]

Wouldn't it be a gun? Or maybe his is too short.

Unlike normal humans who are carbon based, Mr. Norris is primarily made of a special blend of whiskey and gunpowder.