tell funnie storys about you life

[Crimson_Lotus]

lets see, when I was really little; I road my bike down the road and fell. I blamed it on my brother who was about 10 yards away.

I used to write a lot when I was younger. In about 2nd grade, I was almost finished with my first book (about 30 or so pages) and was extremely proud of myself. My teacher decided to take a look at my story. Unfortunately, at that time in my life, I simply loved D&D and would read about it often. Well, at certain points in the story, I included some statues heads getting cleaved off with a sword. Needless to say, the teacher read it. Now if this was highschool, I would have been fine, but since I was writing such lude material in second grade, I was taken to the office. My mom talked to em' and they ended up putting my honerable display of penmanship in the bad section of my permenant record. I never got it back....

Once, I spraypainted my eye on accident... I don't know how..

[Gizmo356]

lol