It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

**Video_freak** · August 25th, 2006, 20:20

Originally Posted by thumpa

yeah i thought he was trying to get at you on the
ranking tip

Oh really? I thought he was just playing around...

Anyways, you served 'em good.

**Malksta** · August 25th, 2006, 20:52

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Are all the "Yo mama" Joke's from a site ? :P

**Malksta** · August 25th, 2006, 20:54

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

**Malksta** · August 25th, 2006, 20:56

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

**Malksta** · August 25th, 2006, 20:58

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.

RaMpAgE

**tallica** · August 25th, 2006, 21:03

Originally Posted by Malkster

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

I lold at that

**thumpa** · August 25th, 2006, 21:06

Originally Posted by Malkster

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.

RaMpAgE

malkster
ya mama is so fat
her blood type is ketchup

and no all the mama jokes is not from websites