It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

**ACID** · August 27th, 2006, 07:27

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

**thumpa** · August 27th, 2006, 07:33

yo mama gotta
heaD like a watermelon

**ACID** · August 27th, 2006, 07:38

what doesnt even make sence wheres the punch line.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

**thumpa** · August 27th, 2006, 07:43

it don't need a punch line
but if u want on here u go

yo mama is so fat
when she lay down
her stomach looks like a
baseball mound

**ACID** · August 27th, 2006, 07:45

HUuh.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

**thumpa** · August 27th, 2006, 07:47

yo mama armpits
smells like garbage truck
juice

**ACID** · August 27th, 2006, 07:48

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

**thumpa** · August 27th, 2006, 07:50

yo mama is so old
jesus signed her
yearbook

see u at thr resurrection

**ACID** · August 27th, 2006, 07:52

try something new.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

**thumpa** · August 27th, 2006, 07:53

what

yo mama is so big she uses
sheep for tampons

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