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    Quote Originally Posted by Video_freak
    No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
    Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
    This one's ok:
    Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malkster
    Yo mama so fat that when she tries to get in a store she sings "I gotta get through this"
    That gave me an idea.
    Yo moma's so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean, she sings "I'm signing in the rain..."

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    Your Mama is so FAT that She has her own Orbit!

    Your Mama is UGLY that Not even Scientist knew what she was.

    ( ill give you others when i think of them )
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    yo mama's so fat their gunna start using her instead of whales for perfume

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    yo mama's so dumb i asked for a kiss on the cheek and she pulled down my pants and kissed my @$$

    oops...sorry for the double post i figured somebody would've post already...my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Video_freak
    LMAO!
    Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).
    That was dumb...It's better as

    "Yo momma's so stupid she thought Shoplifting meant lifting UP the store!"

    Hm.

    Yo momma's so fat that I found humans living on her!

    That one blew.

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    yo mama's so fugly she made the elephant boy look like brad pitt

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    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


    Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


    Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

    Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

    I'm done ................. maybe

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    shilo you just copied and pasted that from the first site that comes up on google.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shilo
    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


    Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


    Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

    Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

    I'm done ................. maybe
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    WTF are those guide programmers on? Weed?!

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