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    Yo Momma is so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


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    yo mama's so fat when the world ends we can just go live on her

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    Yo Mama's so fat that she couldnt locate her feet.
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    Yo moma is so fat that she's fat!

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    Yo mama so fat that she entered a pie eating contest and ate the jugde's instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Video_freak
    Yo moma is so fat that she's fat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Malkster
    Yo mama so fat that she entered a pie eating contest and ate the jugde's instead
    LMAO!
    Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).

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    Yo mama so fat she $#@!d a blue whale...

    Jeez... I suck at these
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    No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
    Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
    This one's ok:
    Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."

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    Yo mama so fat that when she tries to get in a store she sings "I gotta get through this"
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