Reply With QuoteThat gave me an idea.Originally Posted by Malkster
Yo moma's so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean, she sings "I'm signing in the rain..."
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August 25th, 2006, 02:09 #41DCEmu Old Pro
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Originally Posted by Video_freak
No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
This one's ok:
Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."
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August 25th, 2006, 02:09 #42DCEmu Legend
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August 25th, 2006, 02:13 #43Senior Staff Artist
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Your Mama is so FAT that She has her own Orbit!
Your Mama is UGLY that Not even Scientist knew what she was.
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August 25th, 2006, 02:13 #44DCEmu Old Pro
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yo mama's so fat their gunna start using her instead of whales for perfume
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August 25th, 2006, 02:18 #45DCEmu Old Pro
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yo mama's so dumb i asked for a kiss on the cheek and she pulled down my pants and kissed my @$$
oops...sorry for the double post i figured somebody would've post already...my bad
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August 25th, 2006, 02:23 #46DCEmu Old Pro
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That was dumb...It's better as Originally Posted by Video_freak
LMAO!
Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).
"Yo momma's so stupid she thought Shoplifting meant lifting UP the store!"
Hm.
Yo momma's so fat that I found humans living on her!
That one blew.
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August 25th, 2006, 02:26 #47DCEmu Old Pro
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yo mama's so fugly she made the elephant boy look like brad pitt
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August 25th, 2006, 02:27 #48PSP Flash Coder
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
I'm done................. maybe 
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August 25th, 2006, 02:29 #49DCEmu Coder
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shilo you just copied and pasted that from the first site that comes up on google.
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August 25th, 2006, 02:56 #50DCEmu Old Pro
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In turn, love broke the table (family joke) Originally Posted by Shilo
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
I'm done................. maybe
Also, Direct TV's program guide is SOOOOO STUPID, it classifies Shin-Chan as CHILDREN! MEANING CHILDREN'S SHOW!
WTF are those guide programmers on? Weed?!
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