It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

[thumpa]

yo mama is so fat when she fell down i didn't want to laugh but the floor was cracking up

YO MAMA IS BULIT LIKE A 85' BUICK WITH HAIL DAMAGE

[ACID]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

[thumpa]

thumpa
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

SORRY FOR BEING EXPLICT AND WE ARE JUST JOKING
HERE

BUT YO MAMA IS DEAF AND DUMB
I ASKED HER WHY SHE PUT MY D*CK
IN HER EAR AND SHE SAID SO SHE CAN HEAR ME
$#@!MING

[thumpa]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

YO MAMA IS SO BALD HEADED
WHEN SHE WEARS TURTLENECKS
IT LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED CONDOM

[ACID]

LOL good one.
Yo mama such a dirty w**** that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

[stotheamuel]

your mother is soo ugly.. i couldnt use a brown paper bag last night... i had to get a trash bag


burn.. no one can take that.(and mine are all origional ha)

[ACID]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants

[thumpa]

LOL good one.
Yo mama such a dirty w**** that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

GUEST WHAT IS YO MAMA
NICKNAME

a:TANK ASS
b:GIGANTOR
C:MS.STAYPUFF
D: ALL OF THE ABOVE

THE ANSWER WHEN WE COME BACK

[ACID]

Yo Momma so Dirty she has to creep up on the bath water.

Yo Momma so Dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

Yo Momma so Dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

Yo Momma so Dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

Yo Momma so Dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo Momma so Dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

[ACID]

Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.