A History of Hombrew, A Reference and Anecdotal Tome For Future Generations.

[FrierTuck]

dude, im being cereal, and everyone and their mom is gonna wanna right about the hacking and homebrew for the DC and such

[Crimson_Lotus]

After Einstine discovered the lightbulb... a PSP with 1.5 installed fell out of the sky and got caught in his massive retro beard. Einstine soon discovered that he got some weird previously installed tic tac to game to work... it was quite obvious he discovered homebrew sent by the modgod 1timeuser... He then fell into depression when he learned that Sony's sales were increasing because of other peoples work and were making their PSP less accessable to it.... After that einstine went into the future to see what it held... he found himself in his own chamber many many years later with a journal in his hand. He opened the journal to the middle.... chapter 33... and scribbled it as fast as he could onto his own journal... that fabric of time was damaged and einstine returned to his old age.. It is said that the journal entry will be found on the day of the PSP's liberation... and it will read such....

...
Chapter 33: Fall of Sony...

And so it became, that the world's most unlikely characters... the homebrewers.. Fought for justice on the behalf of their kinsmanship. Sony Entertainment, A currupt corperation hell bent on ruining homebrewer's attempts everywhere, fought for their false beliefs with amazing vigor... but it was the homebrewers that came through and attacked Sony's core via a shiny yet misleading forum poll... Our world would be a differant place without the help of those faithful homebrewers...

that is all that he faithfully scribbled onto his own journal.. which consisted of one other entry... his first.. he died shortly after of a deranged toe fungus from eating oddly colored rats

[FrierTuck]

ok, Crimson_Lotus's Anecdote has changed my idea for this, lets write a completely fictious and full of paradox story which beats the pants off the truth.

HOMEBREW, A NOVEL BY DCEMU

PROLOUGE

In the begging there was software, and it was good. Man enjoyed the slop which the overlords poured into his open and waiting hands. He eagerly awaited the newest softwares to please his verchanging tastes but found his hunger was nt so easily quenched by the occasional and less then stellar releases of the major corporations. It was this desenting thought which led to the spark in one young mans mind. He, who is now know as the Moses of Hombrew sat down in front of his computer and began typing. After several years work, he was finished. Two words appeared on his screen everytime he hit the enter key. These two words are now the basis for our governemnt, our religion, and our life. Those two words shuck the world at its deepest core and its highest peaks. Those two words were, "HELLO WORLD!!!"

[Video_freak]

Wow, this is going to turn into a real story! Everyone make .txt files on their HDD's and upload once completle!

[ACID]

Im getting right on it.

[Crimson_Lotus]

ok, Crimson_Lotus's Anecdote has changed my idea for this, lets write a completely fictious and full of paradox story which beats the pants off the truth.

Lol, I was playing around...

[FrierTuck]

what, you think im kidding, the truth sucks, and no one wants to write the truth, storys full of intrigue and danger sell much better

[ACID]

Ok i will wright a horror story then.

[Video_freak]

Ok i will wright a horror story then.

Even better!

[FrierTuck]

i got two chapters into the turth and no one wanted to read it, so yah fiction brings in views, horror is much better then truth in sales but doesnt appeal to the younger set, then again, what does, on with the crazy interpretation of hombrews origins