A.l.i.c.e

[Darksaviour69]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

this is a online chat program called alice. it fun getting it to screw up, but its a lot harder than u would think.

it would be great to use this techonology in games, to make characters more real!

[MetaFox]

I just started talking about Adam Delano, Mark Discordia, and Pudds, and I got the AI confused.

"ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts."

Heh heh.

[souLLy]

it doesn't know pudds... pffft. what kind of AI is that.

[Darksaviour69]

ask it about god, interesting responce

[Tvspelsfreak]

Here's some interesting stuff:


Human: Let's talk about you instead
ALICE: Sure, me instead sounds like a good topic.
Human: Are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: Single
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: Let's get married!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.

She likes me. ;D


Human: What's 2/0 ?
ALICE: Six.
Human: 5/0
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: What's 1/0?
ALICE: 1 plus 1 = 2.

I think she just solved the whole "divided by 0" mystery. ;D


Then after a while I started insulting her, this was her response:
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Of course I understand it. Do you understand me stupid FEMALE DOG?

Female dog? What the...? :-[

[LyonHrt]

i remember when i had my alice bot in consolevision :P
But yeah pretty funny.

[Darksaviour69]

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: phil $#@!
ALICE: I haven't read anything by phil $#@!. What did he write?
Human: do andriod dream of electric sheep
ALICE: I'm sorry, unknown person, I don't have enough information.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: blade runner
ALICE: Philip K. $#@! wrote the story that movie is based on.
Human: i know, Philip K. $#@!
ALICE: How do you know? I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Human: i will kill u
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: ok, fair enough
ALICE: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Ahem.

[Eric]

I got an answer lol

Human: how much do you need
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

[mh777]

Human: Boobs.
ALICE: Can't you think about anything else?

Hilarity ensues.

[Rufus]

She also knows about Eliza, but doesn't seem to be much better than that...

ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: no just blue
ALICE: Are you serious? Green.
Human: I couldn't be more serious, my favourite colour is blue!
ALICE: Could anyone do it?

And when asked to "tree falling in the forest" replied, "Depends on the type of tree"