amazing facts you probably dont know

**Smurph** · November 26th, 2006, 09:59

9/11 Was actually a government conspiracy. While I was vacationing in new york, a very saucy broad fell over in front of me. I caught a glimpse of her panties, which caused my massive man missile to begin its rapid expansion. It kept on going, and eventually crashed into the world trade center, and the city was flooded with my man gravy. Because bush hates muslims, they painted a 747 on the side of my mammoth member, which caused me to climax again, and the skies over new york rained spooge for 30 minutes. They blamed it all on the arabs.

**Stump** · November 29th, 2006, 20:08

nice ones dude ;P thanks,

**chrono75** · November 30th, 2006, 07:29

Here are a few more good ones...
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The male hog has (on average,) a 45 minute orgasm... (lucky *******)

It takes over 1200 cows to supply the NFL with as much skin as it takes to make their footballs.

Every year 12 infants are misteaken at the hospital as someone elses infants and are switched around.

OJ Simpson did it. :P

Marajuana does not give you cancer.

When women who use viberators it does not take away from their ability to enjoy a man.

In Europe, there is an alcoholic vapor known as AWOL (Alcohol without liquid,) that you can inhale to get drunk in 1/10 the time.

In the cereal industry there can be 1mg of rat droppings for every 100lbs of cereal made.

McDonalds is soon to serve breakfast 24 hours a day.

Only 4 species of bird can talk.

Monkeys seem like nice pets, but they are actually very damn mean and very expensive. (My mom owns a petshop)

If the population of China started walking into the ocean in a single file line, the line would never end due to their birthrate... That's why I wouldn't be happy if we ever went to war with China.

**Stump** · November 30th, 2006, 12:50

that was also good ones

especially the first one

**ninja9393** · November 30th, 2006, 13:11

Originally Posted by MikeDX

Not true

OMG LMFAO!!!!!

***quzar*** · November 30th, 2006, 13:33

The famed florida electric chair "old sparky" was built from wood made out of the gallows that it replaced.

Although this may be inaccurate I can't find other info to top it: LEGO is the worlds #1 tire manufacturer, producing 306 million tiny rubber tires every year.