Idiot PS3 "Thieves" Foiled

***wraggster*** · November 24th, 2006, 16:10

Kids, if you're going to commit a crime, make sure you do it right.

Sacramento Police have arrested Tauryn Robert Hodge and Gerald Anthony Keys, two 19 year-old GameStop employees, in connection with the "armed robbery" of four PS3s from the Elk Grove, California store last week. Sadly, they were not caught on CCTV wielding sawn-offs and screaming "GET ON THE F**KING FLOOR OR THE ASSISTANT MANAGER GETS IT".

Police suspect the two simply stole the PS3s outside of work hours, then called in the cops with claims of an "armed robbery". Their plan fell apart when detectives "felt there was more to the investigation than meets the eye". Nice to see some Transformers fans amongst America's lawmen.

Via Kotaku