PlayStation teaches 9-year-old how to steal his third car?

[Broadus]

What a brilliant little punk! Man, if Playstation taught skills like that, I'd be a rich Columbian drug lord.

[Zargon]

This is quite possibly the coolest story I have ever heard. That kid is awesome. His mom is dumb.

[Veskgar]

Mom believes "PlayStation" taught him to drive. Oy!

Get a life dumb bitch and admit that your son is a ****ing criminal and that its you're fault for ****ing that stranger in the bathroom.

Exactly, Mom needs to lay off the crack. I really can't stand people like this. Mom was just so loving and caring that it drove this kid to go to such extreme measures to get away from her....

But blame Video Games and then you won't get exposed right?

[Juanton3790]

I think this kid has been watching Leonardo DiCaprio's Catch Me If You Can.

[carlitx]

well i think this is a closing statement, we have seen stuff similar to this before but not to this extreme but we can allways see the biggest Scape Goat if them all is video games for example: Kid thought he could fly like superman in a video game, jumped off a bulding( video games or heroen) i mean come on it's either the perants who screwed up in razing the child or fuked up completley and the kid turned to drugs as he liked to play a video game here and there. SO IF A STUPID ASS PERANT READS THIS THINKING ITS NOT THREIER FAULT WELL GUESS WHAT IT IS NOT THE VIEO GAME CAUSE YOUR THE ONE WHO EITHER BOUGHT IT OR LET HIM OR HER PLAY IT!!!! AND U SHOULD BE MOR OF A PERANT BY LOOKING AT THE ESRB RATINGS ON THE GAMES CASES!

[tragedie]

I totally remember that game on the PlayStation! It not only taught me how to open intricate locks but also how to launder money into third world countries as well as how to evade taxes and flee the country using a man powered rocket engine. My favorite part of the game was when I got to domesticate unicrons (yeah unicron, like unicorns only spelled incorrectly, also, the horn is coming out the other side.) but only they weren't for riding, they were for eating and purse making. Don't forget the part where the game caused world famine and spread poverty across the world.

Get a brain.

[carlitx]

haha

[F9zDark]

Its just stupid how this case will probably turn out. Jack Thompson will probably fly out there and try to prove that GTA taught a 9 year old how to boost cars.

Lets think about this logically for a second. In GTA you, predominantly, steal cars that are currently being occupied. Yes there are parked cars, but seeing that GTA doesn't have a "Hot Wire" mini-game or even "Lock Pick" mini-game each time you approach a parked car, it is unlikely that he learned to hot wire a vehicle from GTA.

So the only reasonable explanation is that this kid, ran up to car doors and forced the occupants out of their vehicles so he could go joy riding.

Wait what? A 9 year old, forcefully taking a car from an adult?

'Nuff said.

PS Maybe if he had a gun and hmm, he'd certainly need some gang connections for that... Point is, games are not to blame.

[Shilo]

yea and my colecovision taught me how kill people, steal cars, and mutilate cattle.

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That little guy has guts!! My Aunt wont get on the interstate and here is a little 9 year old runing close to a 100. :thumbup:

[aCoL]

i was in rehab a bit ago and there were a few 9 year olds there for drug use and stealing cars kids these days are hard as **** man