PlayStation teaches 9-year-old how to steal his third car?

**Poem58** · January 19th, 2007, 03:22

Don't forget before more modern day videogames they used this argument against cartoons....

I can't get over the grief cartoons cost me.
So many friends have I lost to TNT, so many murdered by large mallets, shotguns, and disintegrating rays (Wow, it really DID disintegrate!)
Even I myself was almost a tragic victim..

Luckily for me when I threw myself over the cliff...I had time to turn around and get back...you know before gravity pulled me down....

**MaxSMoke** · January 19th, 2007, 03:56

Wow, what a set of balls on that kid! He must trip over them!

**BelmontSlayer** · January 19th, 2007, 04:25

Here's the original news article:
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Semaj Booker > Jack Bauer

How many 9 year olds do you know that can do all that?! This kid is going to get offered a job by the FBI...mark my words.

**popcornx** · January 19th, 2007, 05:24

more like the airport security is a piece of sh**

can you say 9/11?

I think we should stop blaming problems on just things and start blaming ourself

**Gene** · January 19th, 2007, 05:51

That kid should work for the CIA or something...

Damn if i could do that i'd put it to good use and make a good retirement

**shadowprophet** · January 19th, 2007, 11:51

Clearly the little guy could use some discipline.

**ExcruciationX** · January 19th, 2007, 13:45

Oh crap, he lives near me...

**Festizzio** · January 19th, 2007, 21:11

Originally Posted by ExcruciationX

Oh crap, he lives near me...

There is only one thing to do. You must befriend him, and he shall give you a seat of power in his new world order.

Seriously, this kid sounds like a 9 year old james bond.

**bouledogue** · January 19th, 2007, 21:28

Originally Posted by F9zDark

And playstation taught him to drive LMFAO.

If only games were that interactive.

its called the Wii

**ExcruciationX** · January 19th, 2007, 21:40

Originally Posted by Festizzio

There is only one thing to do. You must befriend him, and he shall give you a seat of power in his new world order.

Seriously, this kid sounds like a 9 year old james bond.

Well, I'm an "Alien". I'm sure I could take the order from him by force...