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    Default Oh Man- "Titanic" Director Claims To Have Found Jesus Christ's Remains.

    VIA: http://http://www.nypost.com/seven/0..._calabrese.htm

    "In a bold jab at the heart of Christianity, "Titanic" director James Cameron has made a new documentary that claims the resurrection of Jesus never happened, according to published reports.
    Cameron, best known for the Oscar-winning box-office smash, produced the film that asserts Jesus was not resurrected - and that the burial tomb of Christ and his mother, the Virgin Mary, were discovered near Jerusalem, said the report on Time magazine's Web site.

    The story starts 27 years ago when Israeli construction workers in the Jerusalem suburb of Talpiyot unearthed a 2,000-year-old cave holding 10 caskets.
    After 20 years of archeologists' examinations, the names on the caskets became clear: Jesua, son of Joseph; Mary; Mary; Matthew; Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua.
    The Time story does not explain why there are only six names for 10 caskets.
    The documentary claims Jesus sired a child with Mary Magdalene - an assertion made famous in the best-selling book and 2006 movie "The Da Vinci Code."

    "I think this is more fanciful and absurd theorizing. Every Christian knows that Jesus the son of God and man died and rose again on Easter Sunday," said New York Archdiocese spokesman Joseph Zwilling. "No alleged DNA test or Hollywood film is going to change that."
    The documentary is to air soon in Britain, Israel and Canada, and in the United States on the Discovery Channel.
    Cameron and director Simcha Jacobovici supposedly have gathered DNA and archeological evidence, as well as biblical studies proving the coffins belong to Jesus and his family. A press conference is scheduled in New York tomorrow in which Cameron will unveil what he says are the coffins of Jesus, his mother and Mary Magdalene."

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    ok well since the story of his life leading to his death is known to be true (ie. where he went and when. im not saying his miracles are true because no one here would believe that.) i doubt they would lie about him being buried in a tomb with a spot for one body. not 10. this is stupid. this guy is clearly a rich moron with too much time on his hands.

    EDIT: is the director of the titanic really the guy to listen too?!?!?! :rofl: well the director of the titanic said it so it must be true.. :rofl:

    well X and i have done our part so i expect sp to be here anytime now.. anytime there's a religious post us 3 ALWAYS show up.

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    Well, let's just say this is Jesus's Christ's remains. How exactly do you prove it?

    I'm pretty open-minded, so if they prove it, I'll believe.

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    they can try matching the dna samples to the knife/dagger that shanked him when he was in the cross cus suppose ably the shank is real......

    and link is not working?

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    the only way that they could be maybe 80% sure that its actually jesus's remains is through the process of carbon dating. By doing this they can determine how long the remains were dead for and match it with when jesus him self died. If they match up evenly, then it might be true........

    Could just be a coincidence

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    the only way they could know for sure is if they went through the process of carbon dating the dead remains. If the carbon date matches up with the time jesus might have died. then maybe it might be true.

    it could just be a coincidence

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    or check his brother's body that they "found" lol. oh and how do they know they have the right spear?

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    LOL
    man I hope they dont try and clone him from the DNA like they did in that movie (forget the name)
    we'll all be fecked if thats the case

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    This is a huge trick satan is trying to ruin our faith :< maybe the rapture is near?

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