Help! How do I open my Xbox 360?

[Shadowblind]

I need help. Quick, how d I do it?!

[BL4Z3D247]

step 1: take xbox 360
step 2: climb a very tall object
step 3: hold xbox 360 over edge of object
step 4: let xbox 360 go

congratulations you have just opened your xbox 360

enjoy

[BL4Z3D247]

hey shadow why were you trying to open your 360? (btw i was j/k before)

[Shadowblind]

I was, but I thought screw it. If I send it to Microsoft it'll only break again in a month.