Male Or Female?

**gdf** · May 19th, 2007, 21:06

i don't think that matters...

anyway gl if your gf is hot then i'll take her lol!

**DimensionT** · May 19th, 2007, 23:57

Yeah, I need a g/f too... My hand tends to get tired of all the "typing" and such :rofl:.

**gamerremag** · May 20th, 2007, 00:06

^lol at first i was like "maybe he has an internet gf?" then i read it again and i was like "my hands dont get tir....wait....LMAO"

**Gold Line** · May 20th, 2007, 00:38

Originally Posted by gdf

i don't think that matters...

anyway gl if your gf is hot then i'll take her lol!

yea shes kinda hot, but i'm still a virgin

nuff said. do you get it

**kcajblue** · May 20th, 2007, 01:05

kinda hot.
anyway.
if shes boring.
make her not boring.
shes hot!

**gamerremag** · May 20th, 2007, 01:17

if you want her, just hit her in the head with a beer bottle, then do what you want, then drive her to her house, put her in her bed (you could do more if you want to/if she is that hot) then when she calls you to ask what happened, say that some bum off the street chased you and he hit her in the head. Then say that you were on the bum beating him when this dog with rabies came around the corner, so you got distracted, and the bum pulled out a gun and said that he had to xxxxx (where x is what you did to her) or you would both die. say that at the time, it was a small price to pay for two lives, an hope that she forgives you

**ExcruciationX** · May 20th, 2007, 01:23

Originally Posted by gamerremag

if you want her, just hit her in the head with a beer bottle, then do what you want, then drive her to her house, put her in her bed (you could do more if you want to/if she is that hot) then when she calls you to ask what happened, say that some bum off the street chased you and he hit her in the head. Then say that you were on the bum beating him when this dog with rabies came around the corner, so you got distracted, and the bum pulled out a gun and said that he had to xxxxx (where x is what you did to her) or you would both die. say that at the time, it was a small price to pay for two lives, an hope that she forgives you

That has got to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard (I know you're kidding).

Hopfully, the girlfriend is smart enough to see through that story, else dump her.