As a coldblooded serial killer, the choice of knife I use is all important. That's why I always choose to use a knife like this one - ://dx.com/p/tjc-03205-5-flower-pattern-kitchen-ceramic-knife-orange-milk-white-208251 from DealExtreme.
The blades are ultra sharp, guaranteeing that you'll be abe to sever head from neck or limbs from torso in next to no time. They are better for slicing than stabbing, but if push comes to shove...
The orange colour also goes well with any blood spatter and is easily seen in the dark, unlike some popular black coloured knives. By an amazing stroke of luck the white blade also matches the colour of fresh bones too. These guys thought of everything.
The flower decal on the blade itself is a nice touch too - the last thing your innocent victim will see is something that reminds them how close to nature they will soon be and how fragile their futile existence was. It's also kind of pretty, so you know that they can die thinking pretty thoughts.
The knife even comes with a matching scabbard so you don't accidentally cut your knackers off while carrying it in your pocket. That's got to be a reason to buy!
All in all, this is a great knife at a wonderful price. If you can find it cheaper locally, let me know and I'll come a calling. Now you be good now...
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