Brown Zune finds meaning in Hide-a-Pod

[wraggster]

via engadget



Bill was a hired infomercial actor pretending to be on the brink. He used to lose at least half a dozen iPods to relentless and cunning thieves, continually able to outsmart him and relieve him of his portable music boxes. Then, like a shining light at the end of the tunnel, along came Hide-a-Pod*. "It was like a dream come true," Bill exclaimed: "I picked up a Hide-a-Pod, and I haven't lost an iPod since. If I leave it somewhere and go back later it's always right there were I left it." Harnessing the mathematical perfection of ugliness that only the Brown Zune possesses, Hide-a-Pod makes iPods physically invisible to lower standing members of society. You too can be like Bill, by ordering the Hide-a-Pod today!

[R4mbo]

Great, But it is not ugly enough... there are people which would steel it. It must look like... a stone or something.

[Man]

Lmao, i think its a joke, but thats awsome, iv never had an mp3 player stolen from me, ever.