Chuck Norris > You.

**sourced** · August 8th, 2007, 11:01

chuck norris doesnt have to be popular. the only thing that matters is that, he will OWN you.

***quzar*** · August 8th, 2007, 11:02

I saw Chuck Norris in a bar once. For all these jokes I punched him so hard in the face his hair fell out. While he was trying to pick it up off the floor I kneed him in the head.

The end.

**Mr. Shadow** · August 8th, 2007, 12:55

Originally Posted by quzar

I saw Chuck Norris in a bar once. For all these jokes I punched him so hard in the face his hair fell out. While he was trying to pick it up off the floor I kneed him in the head.

The end.

You just killed this whole thread.

**Axelius** · August 8th, 2007, 13:12

Originally Posted by Mr. Shadow

You just killed this whole thread.

No, he didn't:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with quzar.

quzar is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

quzar’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for quzar.

etc...

***quzar*** · August 8th, 2007, 14:51

Originally Posted by Mr. Shadow

You just killed this whole thread.

No, I killed Chuck Norris.

I was banned from the Olympics because I'm too good. I would do the long jump and high jump at the same time, and still beat all those other wimps.

I just got back from a time traveller's convetion next week.

**Safari Al** · August 8th, 2007, 15:05

Originally Posted by Axelius

No, he didn't:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with quzar.

quzar is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

quzar’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for quzar.

etc...

:rofl:

**Mr. Shadow** · August 8th, 2007, 15:25

Originally Posted by quzar

No, I killed Chuck Norris.

I was banned from the Olympics because I'm too good. I would do the long jump and high jump at the same time, and still beat all those other wimps.

I just got back from a time traveller's convetion next week.

Yeah how about you just go back there.:thumbup: :rofl:

**acn010** · August 8th, 2007, 15:32

oh wow... havent heard jokes for the longest
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

**sourced** · August 8th, 2007, 16:16

Originally Posted by quzar

No, I killed Chuck Norris.

I was banned from the Olympics because I'm too good. I would do the long jump and high jump at the same time, and still beat all those other wimps.

I just got back from a time traveller's convetion next week.

jerk

kidding. lol. CHUCK NORRIS STILL OWNSSS