Chuck Norris > You.

**sourced** · August 9th, 2007, 07:27

Originally Posted by VampDude

Stop whining, Quzar can do as he pleases! lol

Quzar can walk on water. Chuck norris can walk on Quzar

**kcajblue** · August 9th, 2007, 08:33

one of the ones i found funny are:

chuck norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. at night.

chuck norris is so fast that he can run across the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

and

if at first you dont succeed, you arent chuck norris.

**sourced** · August 9th, 2007, 10:19

yeah. lol

**Triv1um** · August 9th, 2007, 20:04

chuck norris jokes are lame...

They made me grin like 2-3 years ago but now they make me wish I was dead.

only lame nerds find chuck norris jokes funny.

But it would make me laugh if chuck norris dies.

**Mr. Shadow** · August 9th, 2007, 20:19

Originally Posted by Triv1um

chuck norris jokes are lame...

They made me grin like 2-3 years ago but now they make me wish I was dead.

only lame nerds find chuck norris jokes funny.

But it would make me laugh if chuck norris dies.

:thumbup: triv1um