Thread: pft

**shadowprophet** · August 27th, 2007, 10:13

So my wife comes up to me today, She says hey do you know "tonights summer slam" In wife language, thats translates differently, To "hey will you buy me summer slam" Now im not really tight with money, I've just always felt fourty bucks for a three hour show is a little much.
Still on the other hand, Whats fourty bucks.
SO I buy this thing for her. I tell one friend.
The hour draws near. My friend shows up, He brings his girlfriend. We are waiting for the show. Its still about three hours away at that time. Somehow, Others find out about this. In the hours nearing the show. five more people call and ask Hey ive been wanting to see that all summer, Is it okay if I come over, Several things go through my mind at that time. "none of them are good"
But Like a good little host. I tell them come on over. "effectively by this point mine and my wifes night is ruined" Two people even showed up without even asking, Of course Im forced to either trip out, Or play it cool. I choose the later. So my living room is packed. and choice numbers are asking if i have any snacks.. I go to the kitchen look at the untouched dinner for three my wife made. I make three dinner plates, and set them on the table. I say its in the kitchen. Come and get it. Everyone Gets up. And comes to the kitchen.

playing it cool. I told them the sodas are in the fridge. and the pizza Is on it's way. I sneak off into another room and order four pizza's "Pizza hut If your reading this, your still guilty of highway robbery!! four pizza'z should not cost 70 ****ing dollars!!" At this point Im so pissed about how one nice act for my wife and a friend. cost me 120 skins. SO the pizzas come I pay the man who has a smirk on his face, as if to say ~SUCKER!~ Anyway. everyone is eating. And I slip off into my computer room, My "fortress of solitude" to be alone. After about twenty minuits or so the door opens "without even so much as a knock, its one of the two chicks that invited theirselves, Now, I do know this chick But I was never really close to her. But she comes and sits down next to me and asks what im doing. I tell her its too damn noisey in the living room and I came back here for some peace. She must be like the hugest dork that ever walked the planet. She jumps in my lap, And says oh you want a "peice" do you. "I can think of much better lines she could have said. anway. I telling her at that exact moment, Hey you know im married dont you? "which in husband language is. Hey im taken back off.

As luck and fate would have it. My wife walks into the room, Right at that moment. while this chick is still in my lap.
I have no defence. And none would be good enough. She knows how I've been in the past, And pleading innocence simply will not work. SO me and my wife are sleeping in seperate rooms tonight. And im so pissed off, All I can think about is. If I had known I was gonna get in trouble just for trying to do something Nice for my wife and a friend. I would have just taken the asses way out and told her no to begin with.

And now. Ive got this whole trust issue, My wife thinks I was about to do something.
And you know what. If I had known it was gonna come to this. I should have

The lesson of this story is. Dont be nice to people. be an ass always and unfailing. At least that way, People know exactly where you stand..

**VampDude** · August 27th, 2007, 10:28

My girlfriend doesn't trust me, she always thinks I'm gonna do something. I'm not even allowed to look/smile at other females without her going off on one at me, I often laugh at her for being stupid (which doesn't get me anywhere).

The lesson of this story is. Dont be nice to people. be an ass always and unfailing. At least that way, People know exactly where you stand..

That's me mostly, but I still get into trouble over minor things. So I'm a couldn't care less person, and even when I'm told that I'm selfish and self centered I still don't care because at the end of the day I know when I'm right.

**Mr. Shadow** · August 27th, 2007, 11:36

Yeah me and my girl mainly keep to areselves, because we dont like all that attention. PLUS what happend to you happens to all people.(happened to me once thank god im not married) Now that i think of this, i won't get married for a looooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg time. :rofl:

**VampDude** · August 27th, 2007, 11:46

Originally Posted by Mr. Shadow

Yeah me and my girl mainly keep to ourselves, because we don't like all that attention. PLUS what happened to you happens to all people (happened to me once thank god I'm not married). Now that I think of this, I won't get married for a long time. :rofl:

You probably never will get married, single life is the way to go.

And by the way, your spelling/grammar is improving slightly (fully with my help in your quote)

**Mr. Shadow** · August 27th, 2007, 11:56

Thanks(aren't you a smart ass :rofl: jk), i can spell in real life but on a keyboard you will see mistakes like none before. + My girl nags me about this to, to no end actually. THe way i see marrige when i do im spending a few years with my wife before Shadow jr. comes along. :rofl:

**Cloudhunter** · August 27th, 2007, 13:22

That's seriously messed up man - I wish you good luck in explaining that twisted story

Cloudy

**VampDude** · August 27th, 2007, 13:23

Originally Posted by Mr. Shadow

Thanks (aren't you a smart ass :rofl: joke), I can spell in real life but on a keyboard you will see mistakes like none before. + My girl nags me about this too, to no end actually. The way I see marriage when I do I'm spending a few years with my wife before Shadow JR. comes along. :rofl:

If you survive marriage long enough to even have a Shadow JR. thou you could always work away from home and come home weekends, that's what I will do whenever I get married cause it's the wimps way out! lol

**Shadowblind** · August 27th, 2007, 13:33

Sheez, a lesson to us all. Marriage doesn't ruin a man (or women) its oversensitivity to these kinds of things. Let me ask ya a question:

If you wife had a guy in her lap even though you were told what happend, would you be mad?

Not if you loved her; you'd be forgiving. Can it not be the other way around as well?

See thats the problem with me. Its hard to be rude and unkind for me, and that may present problems later on. But im content tryin' to be nice as I can

To a point though. Gotta have limits...